I know I’m not turning the big 40 ‘til December, but the oldness has already started seeping in my brain. I bought both of these watches a couple of months ago for pretty cheap. The top watch I got at Wal-Mart for 10 bucks. The one below it (Kenneth Cole) I nabbed at the mall for $30. Both are pretty snazzy. And yes I did manage to set the time and date. MY PROBLEM IS THE FREAKIN’ ALARM. Both of these timepieces will BEEP like crazy at random times of the day. FOR THE LIFE OF ME I HAVE NO CLUE HOW TO SHUT THAT %$#% FUNCTION OFF. Found this instruction manual (below) online, but it’s no help.
If anyone has the answer I’d be much obliged. HELP AN OLD PERSON OUT!!! PLEASE!!!!
Yeah, dude. Turn off your hearing aid, old man. It won't bug you at all. Hee hee
ReplyDeleteI say list them both on Craigslist and buy you a new watch with the proceeds. Then let a woman set the damn thing :)
ReplyDeleteI'd have to be there in person to help - sorry!
ReplyDeleteAnd who the hell are you calling old???
Dont you ALWAYS have old person moments?
ReplyDeleteI took one of those fucktarded quiz thingys and guess what my stripper name was???
Bambi...
Thought you'd love it!
I suggest doing what I do when my smoke detector goes off: take out the batteries. That'll stop the alarm.
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No ideal good luck tho
ReplyDeleteI take a hammer to stuff that pisses me off, like my scale and my new glasses that got lots of comments about how thick they were.
ReplyDeleteFirst off, why do you need even a single watch? you have a phone, yes?
ReplyDeleteSecond, why did you buy such ugly blue watches?
Third, I'd give a testicle to be 40.
I don't have this problem. I can't hear worth a crap. Hope you solve your little beepin' issue soon!
ReplyDeleteI have a $9.99 watch I bought at Walmart for a trip to Cozumel. I set the alarm during the trip. Cannot figure out now how to a)set the time when DST changes, and b)SHUT THE DAMN ALARM OFF!!! Solution: throw in the sock drawer...under the socks.
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