Sunday, October 24, 2010

BEST JEANS FOR POCKET PING PONG


Ooo, I forgot to tell you. Totally slipped my mind to let you know I bested my personal record. I wore shorts to work all the way up until Tues, October 5th
I work in advertising. So our bonus isn’t 6 figures of FU money. Instead we get to wear what we want, whenever. Totally a fair trade off. Right?
Anyhow, now that I have just entered into jean mode I’m experiencing what I like to call TESTICULAR POSITIONING ISSUES. Shorts gave ‘em freedom to roam. If there was a problem I’d simply shove my hands in, and pocket ping pong them into position. 
Not so with dungarees. Things are a bit more cramped so sometimes they are pushed a bit too close to the thigh area. To me, that makes walking a bit awkward. And if I try to adjust I immediately get noticed (and judged). Of course that was 2009. 2010 I have the pleasure of wearing LEVIS Silver Tab jeans. Pants that are made with way more room for a discrete game of P ping pong. 

Here are the stitch stats…
Slightly tapered legs.
Deep wide pockets (perfect for poing-ponging)
Generous fit in the seat and thigh.
Zip fly with button closure.
18" back rise.
19" leg opening.
100% cotton.


FYI…My testicles usually veer to the left. Which leaves me no choice but to do a southwestern two-finger scoop method...if you care.

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20 comments:

  1. Wow, I have definitely not given this much thought. But it certainly is an important topic. 54 bucks is a bit steep for me.

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  2. Holy heck! I never thought about men having problems with their gonads getting in the way. Poor dears. Women have a similar issue. Bra designers seem to think that placing a wire under the cup can hold up a plump size D breast. What do you think? Nope.

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  3. haha those $54 jeans are worth it then :P

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  4. hahah..grat post man..you made my day better

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  5. gootta get jeans which are perfect for my balls

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  6. pocket ping-pong... you crack me up. I avoid tight jeans, that cameltoe thing is a pain in the... not butt but rhymes with bit... and the pocket ping-pong with that part requires much more than the discreet hand in pocket, it's a full body involvement.

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  7. OMG You crack me up!! And $54 for a pair of jeans?! LOL

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  8. I'd like to hear more about the southwestern two finger scoop method, please.

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  9. Wow! The things I learn on this site never end.

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  10. "And if I try to adjust I immediately get noticed (and judged)."

    The truth in this statement is overwhelming.
    Even though everyone and their mother has to make
    an adjustment one day or another.

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  11. I too am a lefty when it comes to hanging. Interesting topic, as always.

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  12. well THATS good to know!

    ha ha ha

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  13. Pocket ping pong??!! Oh,you make me laugh!

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  14. Couldn't you have your tailor install some velcro pocket bottems?

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  15. I have to go with shorts on this one; loose ones and then you spread your legs slightly and do the humpty dance. the problem will vanish.

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  16. Dang, the importance of ping-ponging and the correct jeans. My hubby would have to agree. He loves those exact jeans. I'm laughing so hard right now, I'm crying. =D

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