Ooo, I forgot to tell you. Totally slipped my mind to let you know I bested my personal record. I wore shorts to work all the way up until Tues, October 5th.
I work in advertising. So our bonus isn’t 6 figures of FU money. Instead we get to wear what we want, whenever. Totally a fair trade off. Right?
Anyhow, now that I have just entered into jean mode I’m experiencing what I like to call TESTICULAR POSITIONING ISSUES. Shorts gave ‘em freedom to roam. If there was a problem I’d simply shove my hands in, and pocket ping pong them into position.
Not so with dungarees. Things are a bit more cramped so sometimes they are pushed a bit too close to the thigh area. To me, that makes walking a bit awkward. And if I try to adjust I immediately get noticed (and judged). Of course that was 2009. 2010 I have the pleasure of wearing LEVIS Silver Tab jeans. Pants that are made with way more room for a discrete game of P ping pong.
Here are the stitch stats…
Slightly tapered legs.
Deep wide pockets (perfect for poing-ponging)
Generous fit in the seat and thigh.
Zip fly with button closure.
18" back rise.
19" leg opening.
FYI…My testicles usually veer to the left. Which leaves me no choice but to do a southwestern two-finger scoop method...if you care.