Saturday, October 23, 2010

IF YOU HAD TO KILL AND EAT A YO GABBA GABBA CREATURE, WHICH ONE WOULD IT BE?


You’ll note I said creature. There’s not a chance I’d eat DJ Lance. That’d be pure savagery. So back to the “EATING A YO GABBA GABBA” scenario.
Imagine if you will a giant room. In this room is one of these Russian mafia kingpins. And this is what he says to you…

IVAN: So, we ready to deal?

YOU: Yes, I’d like to…

IVAN: Time for you to speak is over! You shut up and listen! The deal is this. I erase all your gambling debts. You will owe me nothing more.

YOU: That’s great, what do I need…

IVAN: Quiet! I'm not finished. I erase all debts if you do dis one thing for me. You must eat one of these…these things (points to a large red curtain). NOW Yuri!


The curtain drops. You see all the YO GABBA GABBA characters chained up.

YOU: Christ almighty.

IVAN: Plan is simple. You kill and eat one with a knife. I record the whole thing. I sell it on DVD and make millions. You get your freedom. I get rich. We all win. Now choose.

SO WHO’S IT GONNA BE? Muno, Foofa, Brobee, Toodee and Plex

Give up? The answer is pretty simple. I’ll even show my work.


PLEX: No way can you digest a robot. PASS.


TOODEE: The meat of cat-like creatures are extremely hard to chew.


FOOFA: Pretty sure it’s a female and it looks very human. NOT.

BROBEE: My runner-up. It looks like a cross between a zebra and a chicken. I just wouldn’t be a fan of the hair getting stuck between my teeth.


MUNO: Winner Looks like the result of a lobster and squid mating. If the Russian czar would allow it, I’d steam Muno up and enjoy it with some melted butter.

Delish? Or am I wrong?

FYI…this DVD is available on Amazon for only $12.99


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22 comments:

  1. I have no idea what this is, but I'd pick the robot. become a cyborg with his parts and eat the leftovers if I still needed foods.

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  2. I have never see these things before!
    the Muno thing, is an obvious Gumby ripoff!
    don't you think?

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  3. I don't know... he looks like he might be very bony. Would he come with some garlic butter rolls?

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  4. Foofa definitely. Looks like she'd taste like strawberries.

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  5. haha I've never seen this before :p
    they all don't look very yummy :p

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  6. OMG i damn near spit my soda out from laughing at this.. but if i had to definately choose it be foofa cuz shes seems like an upside down strawberry lol

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  7. Dude, Yo Gabba Gabba rocks.. I wouldn't eat any of them! And Muno is a dildo with genital warts.

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  8. loool eut is this?xD anyway gabba gabba!

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  9. My son says he would prefer Brobee because he has a party in his tummy... which means more things to eat.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GMUqM12W0i4

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  10. I would go for Brobee - although de-furred, of course. Muno looks too much like something somebody would use in the bedroom. LOL And he looks kinda chewy.

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  11. i have never seen this show because it would most likely make me rage.

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  12. I'd go for Muno too...because he looks like a cross between a cucumber and a vibrator...done deal!@

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  13. PLEX is my favorite...nice post

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  14. This is hilarious. I'd go Muno or Foofa for sure.

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  15. The flowery pink one that looks sweet as a cupcake or a chunk of watermelon.

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  16. Yes, Muno totally looks like a bedroom play toy! I think that EVERRRRYYYY time I see that show!

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  17. Good reasoning! Thought you'd have picked the GREEN monster for sure....you know,going green and all!

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  18. Muno looks like a disease...Why would you wanna eat him?

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