Monday, October 25, 2010

8.5 REASONS WHY LIFE IS LIKE NICKELBACK (for real, no joke)


1 Life can be hard: Nickelback is a band with a hard-edged sound.


2 Life is full of heroes like President Obama and Captain Sully: Chad Kroeger (lead singer of Nickelback) recorded the tune “Hero” that rocketed to #3 on the US and Demark Billboard charts in 2002.


3 In life, everyone loves to root for the underdog: Nickelback is a Canadian band.


4In life, blondes have more fun: Chad Kroeger is the blonde-haired front man for the group and is reportedly worth $20 million.


5 Life is like a party: Nickelback will be headlining the Dubai rock festival in 2011.


6 In life, people crave power: In 2007, The Seattle Times crowned Nickelback the king of power ballads.


7 Life is a journey: Billboard ranked Nickelback as the #7 touring band of the 2000s.


8 Life is a bitch: You can buy a Nickelback dog tag on ebay for only $10.


8.5 In life you never get a 2nd chance to make a 1st impression: In 1997 (in a dive bar outside of Ontario) Nickelback was the first band to…


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29 comments:

  1. hehehe, well, I wasn't notice about this band, but as I just listened to, It's not bad =)

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  2. You had me until you called Obama a "hero". Now I'm afraid we have to break up. I love you, but maybe love just isn't enough.

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  3. Dude, you freaking crack me up every time. I thought I was unpredictable, but I seriously never know where you'll take me. And, was that Nicholas Cage's twin brother singing? Seriously!

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  4. Life isn't like Nickelback at all. In "LIFE" if you suck enuff, you either get taken out, or you die.

    Nickelback sucks harder than my mom's brand new Hoover.

    And I wish they'd get taken out. Or just die...

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  5. Great post! Not a Nickleback fan though, but still great post. =) Thanks for the shout out too!

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  6. Damn Canadians! LOL Love them, hate them. You cannot deny their (sellout) popularity.

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  7. I hate Nickelback with every fiber of my being, but this post almost made me want to like them a little bit.

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  8. I think it's hilarious that a lot of people hate this Canadian super-group with a passion (that's right, I said super-group).

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  9. so are all us Canadians under dogs? LOL

    I would root for them, but I just don't like them... the only good part of their show is the pyrotecnics at the end

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  10. Canadians are underdogs? I'm not sure how to feel about this fact. So let's say Americans are overachievers, and Canadians are underdogs, as someone with dual citizenship, does that make me level headed?

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  11. Not a huge nickelback fan but this was funny. Keep it up, I'll be around.

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  12. I have to say I like Nickleback. I try to figure out why so many are negative on them. And still don't get it. They do some serious rockin'. That unplugged was great.

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  13. i dont think we were listening to the same band :P

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  14. Haha! "King of Power Ballads"! I love it! This is a genius post :p

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  15. Shhh...don't tell Canadians they're underdogs. They don't know that yet.

    Oh, and don't tell Obama he's a hero. His head is already larger than his goofy ears...and it's really not becoming on him.

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  16. @copyboy o... that said SUPER group, not STUPID group.

    my mistake...

    could have fooled me.

    and i'm neither american OR canadian. i dont believe in canadians. i've seen too many episodes of southpark...

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  17. I always say that if I ever paid to see Nickelback, I'd ask for my nickel back.

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  18. Love nickelback adoramos voces fans brasileiros..!

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