Thursday, October 21, 2010

BECAUSE I SUCK OFF THE TEAT OF MOMMY BLOGGERS…


…I figured I’d offer you something in return. Oh and by “teat,” I mean of course that I feel honored to be part of your groups. Though understandably some might view me as that weird, freaky, creepy uncle that constantly mumbles to himself. 
Nevertheless, as my gift to you, I figured I’d give you a heads up about the 2011 Social Media Conferences for Mom Bloggers.

Here are two conventions going on in January:

FoodBlogSouth 
January 22, 2011 in Birmingham, Alabama

Blissdom 2011 January 27-28, 2011 in Nashville, Tennessee at the Opryland Hotel 
(Wisdom Workshops on January 26)

For a full rundown of upcoming meetings go to: bloggeruniversity.momcentral.com

BTW….
Is it “suck on the teat?” or “suck off the teat?” 




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26 comments:

  1. I believe it's "suck from the teat".

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  2. You might want to replace "suck" with "suckle" as well. Just to enhance the creep factor a bit.

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  3. lol mom bloggers...wtf...so much milf!

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  4. Opry is 20 minutes from where I live. I should so crash it. I'm picturing a classic 80's drag scenario.

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  5. Sucking in general sounds good.
    ;-)

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  6. I think in your case since you're a big baby, it's more like suckle the teat.

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  7. lol nice post i would say suckle from the teat

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  8. That was YOU at the family reunion?????? We are related??????? What were you mumbling anyway????

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  9. i view you as that weird, freaky, creepy jewish uncle that constantly mumbles to himself... and who i'd never let within 100 feet of my children or my liquor cabinet.

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  10. Hey, man....
    No one's going to be sucking on MY teat over here. Just back away.

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  11. Call the cops this old pervert is giving me the creeps.

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  12. dude, the moms LOVE you!
    ps i think we bought a house - eek!

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  13. I'd like to meet a blogger mom, lol

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  14. my mom couldn't figure out how to blog if her life depended on it.

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  15. I really don't know myself, sorry.

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  16. I find the entire idea of "mommy bloggers" to be discriminatory in nature...

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  17. Hey copyboy.

    you are the reason for this MASSIVE giveaway - just wanted to say THANX.

    http://www.findoverstock.com/2010/10/100-followers-giveaway-350-value.html

    We linked your blog too (hope you don't mind)

    www.findoverstock.com

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  18. You have made me your biggest fan! You managed to make a post in which you are alerting mommy bloggers to a convention as interesting as anything I've read all day! I think I may have fallen in love with you creepy uncle.

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