If Vince Vaughn is hell-bent on associating the word ‘Gay’ with a product, here are 4 alternative solutions that shouldn’t cause any problems with the public.
GAY TOOTHBRUSHES: A quality dental care instrument from an Atlanta based company. Display case sells for $39.99 on eBay.
GOLDEN GAYTIME ICE CREAM: Australia’s answer to Good Humor ice cream. Each bar has a toffee vanilla ice-cream center and is topped with chocolate and crunchy cookie pieces.
MOUNT GAY RUM: Has a distinct golden amber glow with a spicy, sweet taste. Only $15.99 @ Klwines.com.
BEN GAY®: Provides soothing pain relief from minor arthritis and joint pain. Only $11.86 @ Amazon.
I wonder if there really is a Mount Gay, and if so, how many people have climbed it.
ReplyDeletelove me some bengay
ReplyDeleteShould've seen that last one coming!
ReplyDeleteWell played, CB. Very clever.
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Ben Gay is the only one I've ever seen! Who are the others? Ha ha ha.
ReplyDeleteToo cute.
ReplyDeletei'm from aaawwwwstralia and both the Rum & the Ice-Cream are real products. And i have used the Bengay whilst on vacation in the US. Not for anything ghey tho....
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What's going on in Barbados? They also have another rum named Cockspur and their slogan is "The bionic cock that spurs you on!"
ReplyDeleteGolden gaytime ice cream, okay they had to know that people would think that's hysterical.
ReplyDeleteHaha this was not what I expected.
ReplyDeleteI just love the way your mind works.
ReplyDeletelol I have a blue tooth brush like in the photo and I'm not gay at all, XD
ReplyDeleteI'm sure he could mention several more, just can't think of what a deal breaker would be.
ReplyDeletesomebody really should have thought about the other words on the bengay box...."penetrating!"
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