Sunday, October 31, 2010

THIS HALLOWEEN I PROMISE TO BE THE BEST BLOG STALKER







I'm actually away for the horrific holiday this year. Which means I'm without my laptop. So I can read all of your blogs, but it is very hard to comment. However I will do the next best thing. I PROMISE TO STALK THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR BLOG.
I won't just read your post...no sir. While your blog is sleeping, I will take skin scrapings and saliva from it.







I'll follow your blog where it meets other blogs for lunch. And when it goes to the bathroom I'll obtain a fresh urine sample (don't ask me how).




Then later when your blog is taking a spin class at the gym I will sneak in the locker room and steal the brush from your blog's gym bag.




That's how committed I am to stalking your blog today on Halloween. Btw...your blog's blood type is O negative. You're welcome.

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20 comments:

  1. I will set up traps to catch the creepy stalker

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  2. my blood type is O negative! How did you know??

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  3. Gosh you're good. You got the blood type down and everythang...

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  4. HAHAHA!! im almost but not quite on the blood type

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  5. Creep-o-rama. Okay, I'm willing to hand over my blog's scent. It smells like pumpkin rotting in a damp autumn forest with mushrooms and pine needles and a faint woodsmoke.

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  6. Wow, I thought stalker was so 90's but you have brought a fresh look to it. Very nice.

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  7. ok stalker... I guess I'd rather have someone stalking my blog than my facebook.. now that's creepy

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  8. hahahaha watch out my blog has pepper spray!

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  9. Go right ahead and stalk my blog... it's not scared... it lives with a bunch of crazies so one more is always welcome!

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  10. Come to think of it... I am O Positive.

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  11. Or is that O Negative?

    Or am I just O?

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  12. Is not! It's A positive! HA!

    Enjoy your "away" time. Are you out drinking?

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  13. Your blog makes me lag like hell, and its so hard to find where to comment, but HI! and nice blog! :D

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  14. My blog already thought it was followed home from a massage last night...

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