THIS HALLOWEEN I PROMISE TO BE THE BEST BLOG STALKER

I'm actually away for the horrific holiday this year. Which means I'm without my laptop. So I can read all of your blogs, but it is very hard to comment. However I will do the next best thing. I PROMISE TO STALK THE CRAP OUT OF YOUR BLOG.
I won't just read your post...no sir. While your blog is sleeping, I will take skin scrapings and saliva from it.







I'll follow your blog where it meets other blogs for lunch. And when it goes to the bathroom I'll obtain a fresh urine sample (don't ask me how).




Then later when your blog is taking a spin class at the gym I will sneak in the locker room and steal the brush from your blog's gym bag.




That's how committed I am to stalking your blog today on Halloween. Btw...your blog's blood type is O negative. You're welcome.