Bit of set up is needed here: Last night I went to my bro’ inlaw’s 40th. I proceeded to get wasted off a variety of liquid substances. We went to a small, uber-crowded bar after the party. When I’m wasted I get nervous (and have trouble) peeing. And now I present to you MY JOURNEY TO THE BATHROOM AT 1:32am without further interruptions. OH, oops, broke my promise already. It was a unisex one-room bathroom. Sorry, now back to the journey.
Stage fright to pee? thats something I've never heard of.
ReplyDeleteAnd I wouldn't shag that half woman have horse at all!
I'd hid in a stall, too.
ReplyDeleteahaha i like it, thanks for the blog of the day much appreciated :)
ReplyDeleteSilly!
ReplyDeletehehehe cool story.
ReplyDeleteJust knowing you'll have to go again in 30 minutes must be even more agonizing! Cause once you start peeing while you're drinking...that's all she wrote.
ReplyDeleteLOL! You kook!
ReplyDeletedude, you are so sick... meaning awesome
ReplyDeleteHmm... well whatever works! lol
ReplyDeleteYou are frigging hilarious! drip drip drip...
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