It's no secret that since my dieting I've become what you might refer to as a 39 yr. old beefcake. So for a million dollars, hell, 10 grand, I would let an old rich guy...
Video tape me nude, making love to any blow-up sheep doll of his choosing.
For an extra 20 grand I'd also let him smack my behind with a paddle...nothing more. I might be a 39 and a 1/2 yr. old beefcake, but I do have my standards.
FYI...I'd prefer cash, but I would accept a certified check or Visa.