Saturday, October 30, 2010

CALLING ALL ELDERLY BI-CURIOUS GENTLEMEN WITH F.U. MONEY










It's no secret that since my dieting I've become what you might refer to as a 39 yr. old beefcake. So for a million dollars, hell, 10 grand, I would let an old rich guy...
Video tape me nude, making love to any blow-up sheep doll of his choosing.









For an extra 20 grand I'd also let him smack my behind with a paddle...nothing more. I might be a 39 and a 1/2 yr. old beefcake, but I do have my standards.

FYI...I'd prefer cash, but I would accept a certified check or Visa.




Stumble Upon Toolbar

19 comments:

  1. Haha, I'll be sure to pass the message on to any millionaires I happen to meet.

    ReplyDelete
  2. Hmm, I don't know any millionaires but I'm sure I could find you someone who would pay 20 dollars for that. Mind you he walks with a crutch, only has one eye and drinks Jack and cola from his shoe, but it seems right up pimp Allan's alley.

    ReplyDelete
  3. This is good to know! I don't know why...but it is...

    ;}

    ReplyDelete
  4. What about two blow-up sheep? And would they have to be from the same herd?

    ReplyDelete
  5. perhaps you should auction yerself on yer blog and see what offers you get. I'd pay to see that footage....

    ReplyDelete
  6. And then about a month later you find out the photos are published in "Blue Boy."

    ReplyDelete
  7. Beefcake. BEEFCAKE! LOL Ah...the interwebs. It's ok. New pride can be bought.

    ReplyDelete
  8. Search Craigslist. You may have to put some fake acne on your face to make it look like you are 18 but I'm sure you can find what you're looking for there.

    ReplyDelete
  9. For 10k would you do dat!? bro, you must be so needy, I'd do it for 100k at least, lol

    ReplyDelete
  10. What if the blowup doll paid you that much to make it with the old rich guy?

    ReplyDelete
  11. Put THAT ad in the personal section! The responses should be hilarious.

    ReplyDelete
  12. Waiting to see if this one pops up on Craigslist!

    ReplyDelete
  13. dude u are so f'n hysterical! lol

    ReplyDelete

 
Custom Search