Looks like Tinseltown is banking on a not-so-Hollywood-hottie for the latest romantic comedy LIFE AS WE KNOW IT. Katherine Heigl is a total dog. This is not mere opinion. This is fact. And I have the Facial symmetry numbers to prove it. Let me back up a wee bit. For those who don't know, Facial symmetry is a mathematical method to calculate true beauty. Essentially you are only truly hot if one side of your face has the exact same measurements and proportions as the other side (see photo for reference).
So that means Kat is .20208% from the perfect score of 100%. Sorry Warner Bros. and Village Roadshow Pictures. That’s the cold hard truth. She's a dog.
FYI…the first girl I ever felt up rated a 99.8%. Just saying.
I love her so I kinda want to clothesline you right now! Just sayin'....
ReplyDeleteShe keeps doing sub-par movies anyway. Befitting really. What an uggo. lol
ReplyDeleteWell my face is only 94.75527084892103% Symmetrical. I guess that makes me a dog then.
ReplyDeleteI'd still do her
ReplyDeletehehehhe i agree on the symmetry thing but i have to say... i still love her acting. :P
ReplyDeleteI'd do her too. I mean, she's such a dog, I forgot what team I play for.
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I'd do her too. If she's a dog, I wanna look like a dog too. Woof!
ReplyDeleteIs anyone really looking at her face?
ReplyDeleteGod she's gorgeous, but is that first girl supposed to be 100% cause she's not so great. I'm afraid to find out mine :/
ReplyDeleteShe strikes me as a super cunt. So I have a hard time seeing her as attractive anyway. Lol
ReplyDeleteI admit to thinking she is the most beautiful woman in all of Hollywood, but then my judgment is off, I found Phil Collins attractive.
ReplyDeleteOh, and you just made my day--I'm a 99.8
ReplyDeletei love her... but yikes... if she's ugly then i can't even imagine what the rest of us rate... LOL
ReplyDeleteLMFAO she's really fucking ugly. Major butterface
ReplyDeleteI dunno, I wouldn't mind looking like her!
ReplyDeleteLOL! I think her bank account would probably disagree with this assessment.
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Hehe.. she doesn't bother me. I don't think she's super hot, but I can live with her.. but Drew Barrymore?? I like how she looks, but there is something about her mouth that drives me fucking nuts.
ReplyDeleteYou are making me so dang nervous. Looking for my protractor now...or would a compass be better? Maybe I'll just use that sofware! Wait until my husband finds out about my facial symmetry!!
ReplyDeleteOn another note, I wanted to let you know that I totally scratched my post from this morning b/c I felt like a lazy bastard for featuring old material. SO, I just put a brand new post/material in it's place called "Queens of Leon" featuring "Steak on Fire". Hee, hee.
Ok. But what if someone's boobs aren't identical?
ReplyDeleteShe's got nothing on Lily Tomlin. Just say'n.
ReplyDeleteUgly?
ReplyDeleteHardly.
Still, I always thought she was kind of bland.
based on her choice of films to be in, we won't have to be looking at her much longer anyway...
ReplyDeleteWell, if that's ugly than I wish we were all as ugly as she is :)))
ReplyDeleteI'd still motorboat her
ReplyDeleteYou are certainly going to turn her down if she comes knocking on your door...send her to my place cause I'm with Powdered Toast man!
ReplyDeleteWhat is this madness? haha :P I have to try that Symmeter now :P
ReplyDeleteMathmatical symmetry my a**!!!
ReplyDeleteWhat a load of crap! first example is a plain Jane. Doubt anyone would go near you
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