I’ll skip the foreplay and get right to it. For all you new peeps, here’s the best way (in my mind) to trap, torture, and eventually kill boredom – THE GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME.
The rules are easy. In the search area type in part of a statement or question. Then simply let Google finish it off. Here are some uber-odd examples.
do periods really attract bears? maybe sharks? never would have thought of that without awkward google
ReplyDeleteAnd you answer your question...The crayola color awesome is a shade of ginger :)
ReplyDelete"what does the guy from sister wives do?"
ReplyDeletethat's a darn silly question...
Ummm...wow. My fave is: Do dinosaurs disprove the bible. Nice.
ReplyDeleteAnd LMAO @ Pat's comment.
ReplyDeletewth is suboxone?!
ReplyDeletelol awkward Google is best Google
ReplyDeleteHa, gotta try this. Thumbs up dude!
ReplyDeleteAwkwardness is just....awkward
ReplyDeletedefinately gonna try this [ newest follower ]
ReplyDeleteWell I guess if your balls really turn blue, you could use the crayon called awsome and colour them ginger!
ReplyDeleteAWKWARD
I have always wondered if dinosaurs have breasts. Google is so intuitive.
ReplyDeletei'm with powdered toast man...that line made me crack up! This was funny as hell
ReplyDeleteSo what was the answer to a crayon called awesome?
ReplyDeleteWhy does Freddie speak Spanish?
ReplyDeleteFun game as always.
hilarious as always. Now I'm totally wondering what the guy from Sister Wives does for a living... I mean, how DOES he support 16 kids and 4 wives!?
ReplyDeleteAnd I do think it's sad that so many of the top searches are about God, Heaven, hell, life after death. If I was looking for answers, I would not look to the internet to find them... too many crazies out there!
Thanks for the visit bro, I appreciate it.
ReplyDeleteDo balls really turn blue? Now that is the age old question!! Ha ha ha!
ReplyDeleteHaha fabulous way to kill time. If you type do a... it sometimes comes up with do ants have assholes. Some random findings I though I'd share with you.
ReplyDeleteThanks for commenting so much over at: www.katecollings.blogspot.com. You're a star ;-)
Take care xx
That really makes me laugh out loud. All of it. It makes me laugh to see the phrases you enter. Love it!
ReplyDeletehahah...google rules
ReplyDeleteWTF does the guy from Sister Wives do for a living? And don't hate me because I watch that show.
ReplyDeletelol great game thanks for that
ReplyDeletehaha I do things like this all the time, I didn't know it was popular.
ReplyDeleteI love you
ReplyDelete...ummm...I'm pretty sure I could never get that bored, but I'm glad you have because this was hilarious...now I'm off to read your post titled "I such at the teet of mommy bloggers"...I'm pretty sure I'll be missing out on a masterpiece if I skip that...
ReplyDeletehaha! these are always fun to read!!! hahahahha!
ReplyDeleteFUN GAME! I just tried "do ba" and it gave me "do babies poop in the womb?" This is my new game to play when I'm bored and I'm waiting for new pics to come up at peopleofwalmart.com Hey thanks for visiting my cyber house! You're like a blog king from what I've just seen!!!
ReplyDeletealways fun, i do this to kill time when im tremendously bored
ReplyDeletelmao! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteSearching on google "is there really a god" - FAIL...
ReplyDeleteHumanity, you disappointed me with your simple minds