Blah, blah, blah…after work I got my ass kicked in beer pong by 6 "twenty-something" kids. Blah, blah, blah… convinced me to do shots. Blah…wasted…blah, blah…had crappy Mexican food….blah, blah, dry heaved in the sink for a bit. Blah, blah, blah…and now is the perfect time to play THE GOOGLE AWKWARD SEARCH GAME. Here are the rules– In the search area type in part of a statement or question. Then simply let Google finish it off. Here are some lame-tastic examples.
alien meat?! Really?? hilarious searches!
ReplyDeletehaha do midgets have night vision??? what!? haha
ReplyDeleteI have wondered that about midgets and car seats.
ReplyDeleteoh man, these never fail to crack me up. favorites this time around are midgets using car seats and eating just one pistachio. are they supposed to be like lays or something?
ReplyDeleteI"ve made the mistake of playing beer pong and this other game where you take a shot of beer every time the song changes on this special dj mix on their iPhoones...oh and then there was this one with cards...Kings Cup.....with college kids.
ReplyDeleteOk. Who am I kidding??? I've made that mistake MANY MANY MANY times...and continue to make it...I bend to peer pressure in my old age....
I'm kinda retarded like that.
So does weed krill bain skells?
ReplyDeleteI loaer aehtkea!
I'm laughing so freaking hard, I can barely breathe! That made my entire day! Do midgets have souls? How do I kill my wife? hee hee hee hee
ReplyDeleteYes. Midgets do bite,....your butt.
ReplyDeleteSome of these are so crazy...
ReplyDeletealien meat? Oh man, my grocery store doesn't have that, I feel jipped
ReplyDeleteNice.
ReplyDeletehilarious!
ReplyDeleteOnce again those are awesome.
ReplyDeletebeat in beer pong by a bunch of little idiots IDIOTS! I am legend
ReplyDeletehaha, nice lego build
ReplyDeleteGoogle is sooo helpful. LOL. You could start OUT looking for one thing and research soooo many OTHER options. EXCELLENT. =D
ReplyDeleteI can't help but feel you just blah blah'd over an interesting tale. I want to hear more about the beer pong. Maybe with stick figures illustrating.
ReplyDeletecheater! Where is purple monkey balls? ;)
ReplyDelete"Do guys like eating girls out?" What does this mean? sorry about the beer pong loss, but they are in their 20's. They'll win every time. xo
ReplyDeleteActually, I really wonder if midgets to have normal sized....ahhh...never mind. Maybe I really don't want to know. (But I do.)
ReplyDeleteMidgets with night vision? I need to look that one up.
ReplyDeleteLMAO!!! I think "why does my private area itchy" is full of awesome. I want to walk around saying that, except that I don't want to imply that my private area does in fact itchy.
ReplyDeleteI probably waste at least an hour a day typing random crap into google search. Love the blog by the way.
ReplyDeleteI noticed how do "I kill... my wife" came up. I wonder if someone has actually done a tutorial on this topic...yikes!
ReplyDeleteheheh hard to find something interesting in the first find: Search: "Do you like" and it takes you to the Waffles song, lol, gonna be hard to remove that song from my mind!
ReplyDeletehahah I lol'ed when I got to "how do I kill my wife"
ReplyDeletebahahaha! I love that "wife" is just thrown in there amongst bed bugs! bahaha!
ReplyDeleteSuch a funny search!
Ohh and I am AH-MAZE-ING at beer pong! I should have been on your team we totaly would have whooped arse!
Midgets...night vision. Hmm. This is a hilarious post, by the way.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuuuu.
When can I
When should I
When would I
All give results having to do with pregnancy. What. What's wrong with women.
does weed make you stupid? Duh!
ReplyDeletemy favorite is 'do midgets have night vision'. I have always wondered that myself. Also do 'leprechauns like the taste of bacon?
ReplyDeleteOKay, that is freaking hilarious! I have never tried this, but I have a feeling I'm going to get myself into trouble with it. LoL
ReplyDeleteThe have you ever eaten...is hilarious! The midget one is good too.
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