To me there’s just something about a fresh, new, hypoallergenic Always maxi pad that gets my juices flowing.
It has limitless applications.
Totally helps with my tennis elbow.
Perfect as a DVD cozie cushion for my prized DVDs.
Bad-ass beer holder.
Voila! A microwaveable sleeve for treats!
Chin guard for weekly Frolf game (golf frisbee).
Instant Yarmulkes (pronounced Yamaka). That’s the Jewish hat thingy.
I know we broke up because you have this crazy thing about "not hating Obama" or whatever, but can we be in love again? This was just so damn amazing.
ReplyDeleteI LOVE IT!!!
ReplyDeleteLMAO!
ReplyDeleteI laughed hard
ReplyDeletei lold
ReplyDeleteLol too Funny!
ReplyDeleteI was expecting you to use it to stuff your trousers. I loved that SNL skit where they did a mock commercial for penie pads to keep guys from having a wet spot on their pants after peeing. It was hilarious. Reminds me of that.
ReplyDeletewhat the hell.....LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI hope you get that endorsement. I can it now; commercials... your face smiling on every package... awesome.
ReplyDeleteLMAO I know dudes don't clean shit but they are really great to dust the lint off your big screen TV!
ReplyDeleteLALAL
ReplyDeleteTalk about thinking OUTSIDE the BOX...
(course, he should keep an eye out for the guys in white jackets and butterfly nets trying to put him BACK in the box...)
(ps...laughed and laughed and laughed)
d=^))
haha, oh my goodness. Next time there's a guys night, you definitely need to pass out maxipads with the beer bottles.
ReplyDeleteThe FUNNIEST post EVER!!!!!! I'm laughing my ass off here!!!!!
ReplyDeleteWell I'm sold. Gilmore Girls is the PERFECT DVD to go with a maxi pad also!
ReplyDeleteBWAHAHAHA the honest to good blogger posts are by far the best
ReplyDeletelol, this is a great idea!
ReplyDeletei love it...
ReplyDeleteI totally love the beer holder idea. This just may have talked me into buying maxi pads again.
ReplyDeleteI love you for this! And those are some giant maxi pads! I also love that you call Frisbee Gold Frolf! I will have to tell the hubs about that one! He loves Frolf!
ReplyDeleteNice! And, of course, you had to get the biggest pads known to (wo)man. LOL
ReplyDeleteI'm busting a gut laughing here! you have way too much time one your hands
ReplyDeleteDon't you mean vodka bottle holder?
ReplyDeleteGo for the ones with wings. The Orthodox would like those better.
ReplyDeletePS Silly man!
xo
lmao! You made my day...thanks man
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ReplyDeleteit can be used in alternative cancer treatments.
ReplyDeleteIf you get the deal, let us know!
ReplyDeletegood luck!
ReplyDeleteYou had me chortling, nice one XD
ReplyDeletelmao, Maxi pads are clearly a man's product. I feel like buying them already.
ReplyDeleteI love how as the pictures progress your face is also getting more red LOL
ReplyDeleteWow, are they really microwavable? Props if you actually ate the waffle afterwards.
ReplyDeleteOH MY GOD !!! This made me LOL so hard ! :D:D
ReplyDeleteand its perfect for holding back flows from wack rappers!!
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw the picture of the waffle I almost fell outta my chair...damn funny post. Thanks for the laugh at then end of a long day.
ReplyDeletehahaha I think I need one of those maxi pads when I go to run at the gym
ReplyDeleteWow Jesse. It's always good to see a man comfortable with his own sexuality. Haha I think Maxi should sponsor you in a heartbeat after this.
ReplyDeleteYOU as the new face of maxipads? well... better YOU than me honey!
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ReplyDeletethat was my face
Just friggin' genius!
ReplyDeleteBut man, did you have to bring waffles into it?
My favourite is the chin guard - I like it because it's stylish AND classy.
ReplyDeletetreats in a maxi pad? thats just NASTY
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