#1- Performing this act without your significant other’s knowledge is known as a Dutch Oven Surprise.
#2- The Better Marriage Blanket contains odor absorbing molecules that make up the first and ONLY Dutch Oven proof blanket.
#3 - Zachary performs a Dutch Oven on Theodore in Alvin and The Chipmunks: The Squeakquel.
#4 - A Rolling Dutch Oven (or Detroit Dutch Oven) is closing up all the windows in a car proceeded by expelling a rancid fart.
#5 - A Dutch Exit is farting in the elevator just before you exit it.
#6- The average temperature of a Dutch Oven is a balmy 87.5°.
hahahhaa i wonder how they got 87.5. who brought the thermometer?
ReplyDeletehahaha! the better marriage blanket is funny :P
ReplyDeletei agree with you!
ReplyDeletelol @ Cheech & Chong
ReplyDeletethanks for sharing!
ReplyDeleteI'm confused.
ReplyDeleteLMFAO!! this is hilarous
ReplyDeleteRegarding the Dutch Oven Surprise, is there any other kind? Do people willingly go under the blankets to breathe in a concentrated cloud of flatulence?
ReplyDeleteAnd of all the nationalities, why Dutch?
Anyway, as always, very instructive.
@Nazario I think the origin of the expression comes from an actual ceramic/clay pot called a 'dutch oven' which is used to cook food in, trapping the smell and flavours inside.
ReplyDeletelol not 89.4% sure if I wanted to know that
ReplyDeleteI need that blanket now! The one who made up these things must have not liked the Dutch. I'm sure 86.3% of the readers find this very interesting.
ReplyDeletecool pic...very interesting
ReplyDelete@archiepattersons Thanks for clarifying that, although after that description of the original Dutch oven, I find its flatulent counterpart even more repulsive now.
ReplyDeleteI choose all my blankets based on their odor absorbency. Who doesn't?
ReplyDeleteNope. You're right. Definitely didn't know that. Wow. Gross about the use of the word "balmy" lol
ReplyDeleteYou can also make a killer pot roast in it.
ReplyDeleteOh wait...wrong dutch oven.
What if you dutch oven yourself and are still surprised? Sometimes I look around wondering who could have snuck in and done that. Because girls don't fart.
ReplyDeleteI saw the infomercial for the blanket thing about 5 months ago--and blogged about it then.
ReplyDeleteI couldn't stop laughing.
And you know some idiot is gonna get it for his wife as a joke this Christmas. Thereby negating the need for it, cause he'll be sleeping on the sofa for the next year...
I thought this was going to be a cooking lesson.
ReplyDeleteI should have known better than to think this post would be about cookware. Here's the main fact I choose to take away from this. You watched the Chipmunks sequel.
ReplyDeleteDutch Exit! LMAO! My hubs keeps insisting that we need to get one of those damn blankets.
ReplyDeletethats alot of interesting info
ReplyDeleteinformative post !
ReplyDeleteDutch ovens are fun... I dole one of those out every so often
ReplyDeletealvinnnn
ReplyDeletevery interesting post...
ReplyDeletethat's great!
ReplyDeletenice, looking forward to the next update
ReplyDeletecool, thanks for the update
ReplyDeleteI am now well-versed in the info of the dutch oven
ReplyDeletehaha the dutch oven is classic!
ReplyDeleteWhere were you to impart this invaluable info when I needed it?
ReplyDeletexoRobyn
well, I reckon i do remember the elevator bit, however, I would add two things to the sequence.
ReplyDeleteJust as you exit the elevator, let fly and wave with a heaty "Sorry,"
and
Step back as far as possible to get a close cut, and walk away clean.
Loved it...very educational for me. Never knew how a Dutch exit "worked". LOL
ReplyDeleteAwww the squirrels, lol. I need to try dat
ReplyDeleteso did Ashley inspire you? She was just asking about this the other day.
ReplyDeleteNo way!! They do not make a blanket for this...do they really?!!! Don't show my hubby!!! He'll be buying one, and all my fun will be BUSTED!
ReplyDeletehahaha, What did I just read. I never even heard of dutch oven before.
ReplyDeletethank you very dutch! Some things I never knew:)
ReplyDeletehell yeah, it's Cheech and Chong!
ReplyDeletethat's very interesting
ReplyDeletegood to know!
ReplyDeleteIs officially grossed out.
ReplyDeletehahahaha
ReplyDeleteSo how did this whole thing get stuck on the Dutch in the first place?
ReplyDeleteIt's funny you used the Cheech & Chong photo. Back in the day, we called a car with the windows rolled up that was full of pot smoke a dutch oven also.
You are a genius!