Monday, November 15, 2010

THE 2010 GIFT GUIDE FOR PRIVILEGED WHITE PEOPLE IS HERE!!!


In a handful of months we’ll all be knocking back cartons of spiked eggnog to celebrate little J’s bday. If you have a special privileged white person on your gift list, now is the time to seek out the bargains. Of course the one problem shopping for a privileged white person is they have freakin’ everything!!! Fear not. This entire year I’ve been on the prowl for unique gift ideas. All of which I crammed into my handy dandy catalog that I'll be unveiling in the coming months FREE of charge (since not one publisher liked this humor book treatment). I present to you page 25. PRIVILEGED WHITE PEOPLE GIFTS FOR UNDER 30 BUCKS.


Mini-metallic cover reprints of some of America’s finest banned books linked together. Includes: To Kill A Mockingbird, Go Ask Alice, Howl, The Color Purple, and more! One size fits all.


Plushy fluffy pillow laced with the ability to actually control your TV. Has a 60 second power saving function with a built in infrared LED. Uses 2 AAA batteries. 


Create carnival classics in minutes. Also works with frying pizza, candy bars, and more! Recipe booklet and sticks included.

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46 comments:

  1. CORNDOGS EVERYDAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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  2. I can't help but feel the remote pillow would just end up being annoying. You'd get all comfy and then BAM it changes channels.

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  3. lol pillow remote, does the fact that I want one totally out me as a somewhat privaged white guy

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  4. Corn dog maker? I doubt they'd end up as crunchy and delicious as when they're made the traditional way.

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  5. I am all over the corn dogs. Seriously.

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  6. sooo IM NOT white but id take the bracelet lol

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  7. haha
    nice blog you have here.
    just enjoying your work.

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  8. only priviledged white people wore silk slips???

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  9. Don't the corn dogs look like they've been run over?

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  10. Never had a corn dog before
    Ill have to get one of those

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  11. lol pillow remote.. It's really awesome stuff so is it drool-proof?

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  12. Seriously, I'm liking the remote because I always end up sitting on mine and it's cold and hard and shocks me.

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  13. cool finds.. like me the bracelet

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  14. Oooh....I want that corn dog maker!!!!

    Thanks for making me blog of the day! You're a pal! :) xoxox

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  15. I wouldn't be heartbroken if someone gave me the banned book bracelet. Even if I do fit your profile for the type of person that would have one. Just sayin'.

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  16. Hilarious. Privileged white people gifts.

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  17. I wouldn't call myself privileged, but I like that bracelet. LOL

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  18. I can just see me late at night trying to change the channel with my pillow!

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  19. Fab gifts!!

    LOL @ Little J! Too funny!

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  20. that pillow looks awesome. but brookstone can kiss my ass

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  21. Great post. waiting for more updates

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  22. Those corn dogs look like waffles on a stick.

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  23. That pillow is pretty funny. Great post, in anticipation of baby J's b-day. xo

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  24. Dare I say I feel privileged to know you. I like the remote pillow...very chic.

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  25. these are real? i'm a broke white person. does that count? haha

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  26. I honestly wouldn't mind getting that bracelet. It looks cool.

    But I am not a white person that has everything.

    http://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/

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  27. I imagine the remote control pillow would be very annoying.

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  28. That is HILARIOUS! I really, really, really liked that banned books bracelet. I might ask for that for Christmas- SERIOUSLY! I could see it being a funny joke at my book club. Yes, I am in a book club. BTW, thanks so much for making me blog of the day the other day. Youda bomb, CB!

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  29. I want the corn dog maker! And I don't even like corn dogs that much! But I'm willing to learn...

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  30. The corn dog maker is a really dark gift, because anybody who ate SIX would surely die. And you know that, Dark Man!

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  31. hahaha...this reminds me of a post i wrote about the Williams-Sonoma catalog. Great post!

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