I tried reasoning with you CAPTCHA LOVERS. Warned you of the dangers of Word Verification usage. Even patiently explained how it steals precious time from our busy lives. But alas my pleads have fallen on deaf ears. Unfortunately you’ve left me no choice, but to take matters into my own hands. So at 1:02 am yesterday, I snatched this little fella [pictured above] from a blog that will remain nameless. To be honest, they’re pretty easy to catch. All it takes is a dab of peanut butter and a well-placed glue trap. Now this WV's life is in your hands. My demands are simple. IF I DO NOT GET 10 WORD VERIFICATION SHUTDOWNS BY 3:52 PM TOMORROW I WILL GO THROUGH WITH THE EXECUTION.
I’m still deciding if it’ll be death by a vat of acid…
...or vicious gators.
Oh, and don’t go trying to be a hero and go looking for the room. Trust me, you’ll never find it. Just comment to me that you have removed your WV, OR you can vote for other ways I can off this critter (electrocution, sharks, paper cuts, etc.) Your move. The clock is ticking. Tick tock. Tick tock. [insert maniacal laugh here]
Cutie, you had me getting rid of my word verification long ago. I never even thought about since I don't leave comments on my own blog where I would need to use word verification. It didn't dawn on me others were stuck at the door wanting to leave a note and having to spell out make-believe words. I went in and changed it simply in my settings. Your fight is a good fight, buddy. Keep it going!
ReplyDeleteI would like to witness the execution in person, please.
ReplyDeleteTook mine down ^_^
ReplyDeletehttp://theadorkableditzmissteps.blogspot.com/
Cut off it's letters.. one by one... MAKE IT SUFFERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
ReplyDeleteDon't kill him! Use cruel and unusual torture instead. Make it leave meaningful comments at one hundred blogs that have WV affixed to them...Then KILL THE BASTARD!
ReplyDeletedo it!!!! haha.. you should capture every single one of them and make them pay! :P
ReplyDeletetotally bugs the crap outta me too! ><
gators! gators!!
ReplyDeleteYes you can!
ReplyDeleteI hate the verification. Sometimes I can't differentiate between an i from an l or a M or an N. Kill it!
ReplyDeleteDeath by vicious gators seems like it'd be more fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteCaptcha is synonym of hate, Ay Dios Mio! I'm glad I only follow like a couple of bloggers with captcha activated, lol. Good post, my friend, sometimes I feel jealous of your style of posting, verb is your friend, I see...
ReplyDeletenice post dude!
ReplyDeletenice post!
ReplyDeleteCaptcha all the way baby!!!! I have chosen my side.
ReplyDeleteinteresting fotos....
ReplyDeletei loveee your blog,,visit mine..
ReplyDeleteI got rid of my WV from the last warning so I have no idea if that will count towards the life of the little fella but feel free to blitz him.
ReplyDeleteIn fact, I DARE YOU.
I can hear the screams of pain bellowing from the little tortured captcha.
ReplyDeleteIt sounds like:
"fardulsjhjksiuhyganigarg"!!
It's very distressing!
DOOOO IT! DOOOOOOOO IT!!!
ReplyDeleteBEST post EVER!!!!!!! You're a freaking GENIUS! Love it!
ReplyDeletethat is so funny. i just left some comments on some blogs as i'm catching up and i HATE the verification bullshit. i got rid of it on my blog figuring that if the person wasn't human, they wouldn't be commenting.
ReplyDeleteI vote for death by dyslexia.
ReplyDeleteOk here's the deal. I have removed my WV on my blog, however at the first sign of spam, IT'S BACK ON.
ReplyDeleteVerification can be a bit fun....
ReplyDeleteI'm always getting ideas for amusing new words from its randomly generated characters.
I like TS's suggestion. I'm more ruthless and might suggest the Lorena Bobbit method.
ReplyDeletexo
cool post man...
ReplyDeleteKill it. Kill it dead.
ReplyDeleteI agree, 100%.
ReplyDeleteTHANK YOU! I can't stand capcha...blow it apart, atom by atom. Make it disappear. Nuke it off the freaking blogosphere!
ReplyDeletelol, I hate captcha!
ReplyDeletelol. i support this execution...i've pretty much stopped visiting and commenting sites with captcha...it makes me want to kill kittens.
ReplyDeletecaptcha is a bitch... perhaps these bloggers don't know how to remove it?
ReplyDeleteBlogger's spam filter is already really good, so having captcha isn't really necessary
ReplyDeletethis is good information here
ReplyDeletethat's pretty awesome man
ReplyDeletethank you for posting this... it has been getting on my nerves lately
ReplyDeletecaptcha is a bitch
ReplyDeletethat's what I'm talking about
ReplyDeletethose gators are scary!
ReplyDeleteI vote for alligators.
ReplyDeleteBut seriously people, take off word verification.
I'm so tempted to just re-add my Captcha so you kill that one. :P
ReplyDeleteI got rid of it a long time ago! Ahhhh!!! You're scaring me!!
ReplyDeleteIm calling your bluff
ReplyDeletecooooool.
ReplyDeleterepresent!
ReplyDeleteOnly for you will I take it off!
ReplyDeleteThose better not be the dam Royal Gators or I will have your ass!!!
BTW i dedicated a post to you today! Enjoy!
It's all very easy for you to say "Quit", but there are bloggers who are crazy WV freaks and love toying with their readers, keeping them sweating over whether it's an l or a t...they need INTERVENTION!
ReplyDeleteWEEEE!!! WOOOO!!! I just got rid of my captcha thing! Yay!
ReplyDeleteI think no robot has ever come across my blog to do some random comments anyway. Spammers are there, but they are humans. I have to figure out a way to exterminate those creatures.
=]
I missed this - did he get the axe?
ReplyDeleteHa ha ha ha ha ha ha - poor little guy. I hope he survived. =D
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