First off, I love my parents. I had a great childhood. No real daddy or mommy issues to speak of. I’m just thinking if I had to do it all over again I wouldn’t mind being raised by a gay couple. Why? Here are my 8, no, 10 reasons.
PLEASE NOTE: All (positive) stereotyped advantages are highlighted in pink.
#1-Median gay-couple household income is $83K – 3 grand higher than hetero-households.
#2-Double the amount of piggybacks and shoulder rides.
#3- Would help me develop a keen sense of fashion.
#4- Get to choose what last name to take.
#5- Condom talk less awkward, plus I’ll probably learn more.
#6- Gay couples have a lower divorce rate.
#7- Cleaner living conditions.
#8- Toilet seat stays up.
#9-I’ll have abs and great hair like nobody’s business.
#10- Gay couples are 36% more likely to get a pet (small dog) than straight parents.