Wednesday, November 3, 2010

6 THINGS I’M 72.8% SURE YOU DON’T KNOW ABOUT THE PORN EDWARD PENISHANDS




#1 The DVD sells for $11.49 @ CDuniverse.com.



#2 This 1991 cult porno was a moderate hit spawning 2 more sequels – Edward Penishands 2 and Edward Penishands 3: The Next Generation.



#3 The film was written and directed by Paul Norman who was also responsible for the iconic ORGY movies.



#4 In the movie, cocaine proves to be Edward’s demise for his porn acting career (his hands became limp).


#5 Porn star Sikki Nixxx plays Edward in all 3 films.




#6 The brand Trident gum was product placed into the film for no apparent reason.

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38 comments:

  1. OMFG! This is hilarious. I wanna have an Edward Penis hands pic on my blog! (it's about goth stuff lol). The secret world of weird porn. I gotta track this one down before Tim Burton destroys all the copies!

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  2. #7 I didn't even know the film existed. Weird beyond belief.

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  3. Ahh thanks alot! Now I have a hankering for some shitty porn!

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  4. I'm with TS on this one!
    Although, like donda, I may have to go hit up some horrible porn before bed. Thanks.

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  5. LOL! I don't like porn, but that parody seems so fun.

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  6. I'm trying to track all of these down now. I must watch the trilogy!

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  7. Wonder what Nix's tattoo means...Bigus Dickus?

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  8. Is this for real!!!??? OMG. What will people think of next?

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  9. Wow. I love the expression on Edward's face on both DVD covers. Priceless.

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  10. Well, you got me. I really didn't know the price of this fine film.

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  11. No way. There isn't really such a movie. Is there?!!!

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  12. This series had to win all kinds of awards, right?

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  13. oh lawd! i'm gonna download this just to see a made of penis! lol

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  14. Damn it! Now I am going to have to watch all of them!

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  15. My fave porn of all time! Okay, not really..how in the hell do you find this stuff?

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  16. That daugther's got a big job (shall we say?) on her - er, his - hands. I hope she can multi-task. xo

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  17. Hahaha. I've heard of that movie but didn't know any of that. And lol @ the Trident!

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  18. your right didnt know that about any of em

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  19. Wow, I thought it was really Depp in those :P

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  20. $11.49, well that is a deal, especailly when I didn't even know it existed

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  21. lol wow. talk about over the top.

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  22. Having penishands sounds more inconvenient than helpful

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  23. well, I thought you were talking about me because i ALWAYS have my penis in my hands...

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  24. Remind me NEVER to shake hands with this guy!

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  25. Oh my big toe.. I almost want to watch these now!!

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  26. I'll admit that I did know of the film's existence and did see it in the past but had no idea about the sequels. I think one Penishand is enough.

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