Mommy bloggers! I'm sure your husband can carve a mean turkey. The real question is, are you still satisfied in the sack? If not, here’s how you can turn a handful of Thanksgiving leftovers and some questionable ingredients into 7 years of guaranteed unbridled passion.
INGREDIENTS:
DIRECTIONS:
Step 1. Dry turkey bones and a Yarrow.
Step 2. Place somewhere near your husband’s side of the bed.
Step 3. Next add a drop of your blood to a chicken heart
Step 4. Bury the heart somewhere near the front entrance to your house.
Step 5. Now when your husband is sleeping gently grab the back of his neck and recite this incantation – "Hands set him on fire,
with the wildest desire."
Step 6. Repeat “Step 5” at least 10 times.
RESULTS: Husband will have eyes ONLY for you (and no one else) for at least 7 years. Effects may vary depending on placement of ingredients.
Is there advice for guys who are/were with women who hate sex.
ReplyDeleteWait a minute - I actually have to prick myself for this one?!!!!! I don't like pain!
ReplyDeleteOkay, I got it all written down, but the hell is a "yarrow." Is it a yellow sparrow? It's not for me you know, it's for a friend...
ReplyDeleteWell first I need to take care of his arthritis and knee replacement. Is there anything in that book for those?
ReplyDeletei like your blog man, i'll follow
ReplyDeletewell you had me at "7 years of unbridled passion"!
ReplyDeletePure science!
ReplyDeleteNot really fond of the smell of yarrow. Pass. Too bad Mrs. Roper on three's company never knew this recipe.
ReplyDeleteWhat the hell? Even if it worked, could you call that love?
ReplyDeleteAlso does it work on women? >_>
No need for that in our household! Unless...? Damn!
ReplyDeleteI think i have enough passion for now, but will be putting this one in my diary... :)
ReplyDeleteIs there a spell to have your guy buy you lots of presents without actually having to do anything?
ReplyDeleteSo this explains the 7 year itch. Why can't they come up with some permanent spell? LOL
ReplyDeleteI chuckled at your post. :)
ReplyDeletenice stuff!
ReplyDeletesupportin & following!
Just 7? What is short :D
ReplyDeleteamazing
ReplyDeletewhere do you find this stuff? lol
Seven years seems like a horribly long time.
ReplyDeletehaha, who needs love...sex is all we need! Got any spells on destroying ex's?
ReplyDeleteI love the way YOUR brain works! Here's the thing...I've got yarrow but nothing else. Looks like another trip to the store. THANKS A LOT, COPY BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteEnduring love spell ay? I'm gonna try this one. haha
ReplyDeleteNibbling on his neck might work too rather than just grabbing him. Maybe?
ReplyDeleteWhere does the blood have to come from? Could I wait til a certain time of the month?
ReplyDeletewow this is pure evil lol. Women must not find about this spell lol
ReplyDeleteglad the exwife didnt see this.....
ReplyDeleteGood thing I have hidden all of the Yarrow in the house. Now I don't have to worry about any voodoo lust spells being placed on me.
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ReplyDeleteOh god, so that's why my ex kept the turkey bones!
ReplyDeleteAlright, I think I'll try it, lol
ReplyDeletebad ass, thanks for the info! I may put it to good use
ReplyDeleteHow 'bout effects may vary on placement of hands?...you know, because if the hands were wrapped around husbands neck...you know, for those women who are really unsatisfied...
ReplyDeleteI need to eat now!
ReplyDeleteor you could just give him a bj.
ReplyDeleteIf Phoebe would read this spell to me from the Book Of Shadows I would be heres for at least 7 years...even if I had to fake the eys only part.
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