Mommy bloggers! I'm sure your husband can carve a mean turkey. The real question is, are you still satisfied in the sack? If not, here’s how you can turn a handful of Thanksgiving leftovers and some questionable ingredients into 7 years of guaranteed unbridled passion.
Step 1. Dry turkey bones and a Yarrow.
Step 2. Place somewhere near your husband’s side of the bed.
Step 3. Next add a drop of your blood to a chicken heart
Step 4. Bury the heart somewhere near the front entrance to your house.
Step 5. Now when your husband is sleeping gently grab the back of his neck and recite this incantation – "Hands set him on fire, with the wildest desire."
Step 6. Repeat “Step 5” at least 10 times.
RESULTS: Husband will have eyes ONLY for you (and no one else) for at least 7 years. Effects may vary depending on placement of ingredients.