“How could you even think I’d sacrifice my [insert your precious pet’s name]?”
That’s something I suspect you might ask me if we were having this conversation over a grande mocha java latte, rather than you reading this post.
Me personally, I’m all about self-preservation. I mean I just bought this guinea pig. Her name is Bailey.
I feed her. I care for her. And yes, I love her dearly. Though honestly, I wouldn’t think twice of using her as a fuzzy wuzzy pig-in-a-blanket if a bear was on my ass.
So back to the subject at hand, what should you feed the hungry grizzly bear? My vote would have to be the puppy. I am correct and I will show you my work to prove it.
FIRST, I did a google search (see visual evidence below) about which animal has been eaten more times by a bear. Dogs got way more hits.
SECOND, cats are better climbers. If the kitten is able to escape the clutches of the bear by climbing a tree then who do you think is next on the dinner menu?
BASED ON THIS EMPIRICAL DATA YOU CAN’T GO WRONG WITH FEEDING YOUR PUPPY TO THE BEAR. End of discussion.