The other night I had a bit of free time on my hands (Vampire Diaries was a rerun – don’t judge). So I poured myself a nice big tumbler of sour mash bourbon*, spread some peanut butter* on matzo*, flicked on NPR, and caught up on my scouring of ancient Aramaic text for Katy Perry lyrics. About 2 hours into the night I finally struck gold. There it was…clear as day.
Katy’s lyrical gem “IT DOES NOT MATTER” from the song I KISSED A GIRL . It was right smack in the middle of At-Taubah, Chapter 9, Verse 40…
(1) If you help him (Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) not (It does not matter), for Allah did indeed help him when the disbelievers drove him out, the second of the two; when they (Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم and Abu Bakr رضي الله عنه) were in the cave, he (صلى الله عليه وسلم) said to his companion (Abu Bakr رضي الله عنه): "Be not sad (or afraid), surely Allah is wIth us."
Special thanks to the brands that made the night possible:
*-Hands down my favorite peanut butter to have with Matzo is SKIPPY® smooth.
*-My vote for Bourbon would be Jeremiah Weed Cherry mash.
*- If you're craving a Jewish cracker there's nothing better than Manischewitz matzos.
Well I guess this rules out the song she sang about the joys of ham.
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ReplyDeleteWell then..... I wanna see her in a turban.
ReplyDeleteAlthough it would probly be neon blue and nothing else.....Actually sounds hot.
Lol but does it sound any better changing the lang?
ReplyDeleteI can't even pronounce the name of those crackers but i want some. i want some bad.
ReplyDeleteI'm a southern gal with Jewish relatives and I'll tell you the secret to my fried chicken's crispy outside is the "Jewish crackers" crushed (with my own secret spices, of course--I don't give all my secrets). Oh, and I'm a Jif girl myself.
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ReplyDeleteOnly in this random context could anyone make matzo sound tasty. Good work. xo
ReplyDeleteI love Bourbon!
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So are you converting anytime soon?
ReplyDeleteThis now explains everything! Thanks for the detective work ;0)
ReplyDeleteI know that Justin Bieber steal lines from the Bible.
ReplyDeleteI've never had Jewish crackers. Or Matza balls. I want.
ReplyDeleteAwesome post like always
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ReplyDeleteVampire Diaries, huh? I think my opinion of you has now been skewed. Or is that screwed? LOL
ReplyDeletePretty damn funny!
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oh i get it lol
ReplyDeletehahaha...this is a great follow up to what question google throws at you. You seem to spend copious amounts of time doing completely random things. I like that!
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ReplyDeletebut i'm no professional in assessing such things.
lol
That's a pretty good find there!
ReplyDeleteI don't know what I'd do if I met you in person. Shake your hand or smack you across the face because your blog is hilarious but so odd at the same time.
ReplyDeleteYou're like that guy from Pi. Some sort of genius. What else have you found?
ReplyDeleteI think we should pitch this to Sesame Street...surely then they would re-consider her for another episode, no?
ReplyDeleteI lol'd so much reading this! Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHey I've seen that matzo stuff in the grocery store....should I try it? Non-jews are allowed to eat it too, right? :oÞ
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ReplyDeleteer. what?
ReplyDeleteSo what exactly is a jewish cracker? I mean, what's wrong with saltines? How are they not kosher?
ReplyDeleteBy the way, Thanks for hosting me as your Blog of the Day. I really appreciate it.
it's a very vague statement, though. something that if you're looking for it, you'll find it.
ReplyDeletecool nonetheless
Mmm...now I want some Manishewitz matzos and some Manishewitz Wine, or as my friend calls it "old lady jewish wine"! Nothing like some alcohol infused grape juice to make the holidays fun!
ReplyDeleteI just want to say, "Man-o Manischewitz"...haven't to say that in a while.
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