Thursday, November 18, 2010

I’M A JEW AND I JUST LOVE SEARCHING FOR KATY PERRY LYRICS IN THE KORAN (Qur'an)


The other night I had a bit of free time on my hands (Vampire Diaries was a rerun – don’t judge). So I poured myself a nice big tumbler of sour mash bourbon*, spread some peanut butter* on matzo*, flicked on NPR, and caught up on my scouring of ancient Aramaic text for Katy Perry lyrics. About 2 hours into the night I finally struck gold. There it was…clear as day.
Katy’s lyrical gem “IT DOES NOT MATTER” from the song I KISSED A GIRL . It was right smack in the middle of At-Taubah, Chapter 9, Verse 40
(1) If you help him (Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم) not (It does not matter), for Allah did indeed help him when the disbelievers drove him out, the second of the two; when they (Muhammad صلى الله عليه وسلم and Abu Bakr رضي الله عنه) were in the cave, he (صلى الله عليه وسلم) said to his companion (Abu Bakr رضي الله عنه): "Be not sad (or afraid), surely Allah is wIth us."


Special thanks to the brands that made the night possible:

*-Hands down my favorite peanut butter to have with Matzo is SKIPPY® smooth.


*-My vote for Bourbon would be Jeremiah Weed Cherry mash.




*- If you're craving a Jewish cracker there's nothing better than Manischewitz matzos.

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42 comments:

  1. Well I guess this rules out the song she sang about the joys of ham.

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  2. Very rarely when reading other's blogs I'm speechless. Your blog is one of the few that has that effect on me. As such I shall just shake me head, say 'genius,' and be on my way.

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  3. Well then..... I wanna see her in a turban.
    Although it would probly be neon blue and nothing else.....Actually sounds hot.

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  4. Lol but does it sound any better changing the lang?

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  5. I can't even pronounce the name of those crackers but i want some. i want some bad.

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  6. I'm a southern gal with Jewish relatives and I'll tell you the secret to my fried chicken's crispy outside is the "Jewish crackers" crushed (with my own secret spices, of course--I don't give all my secrets). Oh, and I'm a Jif girl myself.

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  7. it's a message from god... allahu akbar...it's a message from god... allahu akbar...it's a message from god... allahu akbar...it's a message from god... allahu akbar...it's a message from god... allahu akbar...it's a message from god... allahu akbar...it's a message from god... allahu akbar...it's a message from god... allahu akbar...it's a message from god... allahu akbar...

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  8. Only in this random context could anyone make matzo sound tasty. Good work. xo

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  9. Hey, Copyboy, cool blog. I'm linking on several of mine, that may take a day; I've got a heap of shit on today, starting soon. BTW, I discovered what New Blog of the Day was, thanks, that's a cool idea, both actually.

    AV

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  10. This now explains everything! Thanks for the detective work ;0)

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  11. I know that Justin Bieber steal lines from the Bible.

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  12. I've never had Jewish crackers. Or Matza balls. I want.

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  13. Cool story, bro!
    Following your blog

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  14. Tell your friend Veronica... it's almost time for Hanukkah.

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  15. Vampire Diaries, huh? I think my opinion of you has now been skewed. Or is that screwed? LOL

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  16. nice i like your post!
    Following you bro!

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  17. hahaha...this is a great follow up to what question google throws at you. You seem to spend copious amounts of time doing completely random things. I like that!

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  18. I think you may be clinically insane.
    but i'm no professional in assessing such things.
    lol

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  19. I don't know what I'd do if I met you in person. Shake your hand or smack you across the face because your blog is hilarious but so odd at the same time.

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  20. You're like that guy from Pi. Some sort of genius. What else have you found?

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  21. I think we should pitch this to Sesame Street...surely then they would re-consider her for another episode, no?

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  22. I lol'd so much reading this! Too funny!

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  23. Hey I've seen that matzo stuff in the grocery store....should I try it? Non-jews are allowed to eat it too, right? :oÞ

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  24. So what exactly is a jewish cracker? I mean, what's wrong with saltines? How are they not kosher?

    By the way, Thanks for hosting me as your Blog of the Day. I really appreciate it.

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  25. it's a very vague statement, though. something that if you're looking for it, you'll find it.

    cool nonetheless

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  26. Mmm...now I want some Manishewitz matzos and some Manishewitz Wine, or as my friend calls it "old lady jewish wine"! Nothing like some alcohol infused grape juice to make the holidays fun!

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  27. I just want to say, "Man-o Manischewitz"...haven't to say that in a while.

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  28. I am loving your blog! I'm now following.

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  29. Allaho akbar, delete this post if you are human.
    we reported you,...

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  30. I FOUND YOUR MOTHER LAST NIGHT SCREWING A PIG AND PLACING IT UP HER JEWISH CUNT!! SHES A DIRTY SLUT!!! THAT GAVE A BIRTH TO A PIG LOOK ALIKE THAT PLACES LIQUOR BOTTLES UP HIS ASS

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  31. JEWISH PIG !!!!!!!

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