Monday, November 8, 2010

CANDID CONVERSATIONS WITH MY EX-COLLEGE GIRLFRIEND AFTER HAVING SEX (an ongoing series)


Back with another riveting “after adequate sex” talking tale between my ex-girlfriend and myself. Since people had some issues with trying to tell the bubbles apart in my last post, I made some adjustments. My Ex’s bubbles are now (appropriately) in “DEMON” black. Enjoy.

March 18th, 1991 – 9:46pm








1991 game show that had guys and girls rate each other after dates. Hosted by Mark DeCarlo (see screencap below).

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37 comments:

  1. Okay, I'm threw up a bit with that circumcision talk. But, I wiped it up really quickly so that I could enjoy that picture from Studs. I love how you bring up random things from the past...just not stuff about uncircumcised Ukranians. Ew.

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  2. im glad im not a guy i would of punched her in the throat n walked out

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  3. bwahahahaha.
    That'll teach ya to sleep with someone who is not a virgin ;)

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  4. God, so embarassing, one reason why you should pay so they don't stay, if you know what I mean...

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  5. I cringed.. I've had similar pillow conversations. Mainly it's a good excuse to tease the girl after tho.

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  6. why does she even mention that ><

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  7. Thats why its better to not talk to Exs. Once it's ovah. it's ovah although it does make for a very funny post.

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  8. By saying you're not the best or the worst she tried to not make you feel too cocky. It can be a bit mean but at least she was being honest. Still there are different ways for a girl to answer that will make both feel comfortable. Good post.

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  9. LOL Wow. It's nice that you let us laugh at your (past) relationship issues. Women are biatches.

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  10. some questions are best not asked LOL

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  11. Oh man...I remember Studs! I'd watch and learn how to NOT be like them. ;)

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  12. Haha. You'd think you would have learned to keep quiet after awhile.

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  13. Hahaha. Your ex is a douchebag-ette.

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  14. bahahahahahaha!!!

    I Just about peed my pants! :) lmao!

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  15. P.s! I totally thought I was following you! How wasn't I! I kept waiting for updates,a nd there never was any! I just thought you were taking a break from blogging!

    ahhh Sorry! :) going to catch up PRONTO! :)

    p.s. please move to Minnesota so you can be my boyfriend and we can use each other for blog material! :)

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  16. this confirms it... all girls are whores

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  17. LOL!!! The sad thing is...I can totally imagine ANYONE having this conversation!!

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  18. that is the most uncomfortable conversation ever with a GF

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  19. at least you're not the smallest LOL

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  20. So, did you have to shake her awake to have the conversation? Just wondering....

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  21. I've had this conversation with my gf before, and I realized that she was a slut. I proceeded to PIITB the next day.

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  22. Lol also at macpcharmony! Can't wait until next post though!

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  23. she needs to stay in the kitchen O.o

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  24. OMG!!
    She needs to be punched in the vagina.

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  25. That was great! Sad but great! If it was me, the first bubble would have said, "you got any lunch meat and bread? I want a sandwich."

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