Saturday, September 19, 2009

AMEX BLACK: ANOTHER REASON TO HATE PEOPLE WITH FU MONEY!


Real Name: Centurion Card

Annual Fee: $2,500 (with a one time fee of 5 grand!)

What you need on resume: 250K yearly spending habit

Stuff you get: Dedicated travel agent, personal shoppers at hoity toity places, gold status with airlines and car rentals.

Card is made of: anodized titanium (not cheap plastic)

Rumored members: Jessica Simpson, Denzel Washington, Jay-Z, Jerry Seinfeld and Ellen DeGeneres.

Card negative: Since the card is slightly thicker it’s hard to insert it into readers. Guess you’ll need your assistant’s VISA at the pump. Sorry.


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