by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)
It is true that in a matter of minutes (and a few keystrokes on the computer keyboard) you too can be ordained online. Licensed to marry. It’s also true that a 55 yr. old mortgage broker named Brad Page did that exact thing. Only instead of himself, Brad registered his Miniature Schnauzer – Tyker Bradley. He originally did it as a goof. Though through the divine presence of a failing housing market his master soon changed his ways. Brad became Tyker’s spiritual advisor and formed Petweds.com. A website that will marry any animal. Same species, different breeds, it doesn’t matter. In the eyes of Tyker, they are all worthy of forming a blessed union. What Tyker doesn’t approve of is premarital animal sex of any kind. Which is why (for a nominal fee) master and minister will travel far and wide across the country to help guarantee animals the same right to happiness as their human friends.
WEDDINGS TYKER WILL PERFORMED:
SAME SPECIES WEDDINGS - Poodle to Poodle, Schnauzer to Schnauzer
DIFFERENT SPECIES WEDDINGS - Beagle to Shepherd, Shorthair to Brittney
SAME BREED WEDDINGS - Siamese to Siamese, Persian to Persian
DIFFERENT BREED WEDDINGS - Feline to Canine, Bovine to Fowl
Click here to give your pet wedded bliss.
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