Sunday, October 17, 2010

4 GAY PRODUCTS THAT ARE PERFECTLY SAFE FOR VINCE VAUGHN TO MENTION ON TV

If Vince Vaughn is hell-bent on associating the word ‘Gay’ with a product, here are 4 alternative solutions that shouldn’t cause any problems with the public.

GAY TOOTHBRUSHES: A quality dental care instrument from an Atlanta based company. Display case sells for $39.99 on eBay.


GOLDEN GAYTIME ICE CREAM: Australia’s answer to Good Humor ice cream. Each bar has a toffee vanilla ice-cream center and is topped with chocolate and crunchy cookie pieces.



MOUNT GAY RUM: Has a distinct golden amber glow with a spicy, sweet taste. Only $15.99 @ Klwines.com.


BEN GAY®: Provides soothing pain relief from minor arthritis and joint pain. Only $11.86 @ Amazon.

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14 comments:

  1. I wonder if there really is a Mount Gay, and if so, how many people have climbed it.

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  2. Ben Gay is the only one I've ever seen! Who are the others? Ha ha ha.

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  3. i'm from aaawwwwstralia and both the Rum & the Ice-Cream are real products. And i have used the Bengay whilst on vacation in the US. Not for anything ghey tho....

    o_O

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  4. What's going on in Barbados? They also have another rum named Cockspur and their slogan is "The bionic cock that spurs you on!"

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  5. Golden gaytime ice cream, okay they had to know that people would think that's hysterical.

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  6. Haha this was not what I expected.

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  7. I just love the way your mind works.

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  8. lol I have a blue tooth brush like in the photo and I'm not gay at all, XD

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  9. I'm sure he could mention several more, just can't think of what a deal breaker would be.

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  10. somebody really should have thought about the other words on the bengay box...."penetrating!"

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