Tuesday, October 12, 2010

6 THINGS THE AMISH WOULD FIND OFFENSIVE ABOUT THIS ‘NSYNC ALBUM COVER


SO WHY DO THE AMISH HATE THIS ‘NSYNC RECORD COVER?

1- The Amish feel a lady’s proper place is in the home, not in the workplace.



2- Amish dress simple. They would never adorn themselves in leather.


3- The Amish view makeup as a sign of vanity or promiscuity. 



4- Electricity is a big no-no in the Amish community.



5- The Amish prefer not to be photographed. 





6- An Amish man would never ever use product in his hair. 


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24 comments:

  1. I was going to be disappointed if you didn't put the "no photographs" thing on there!

    I think I'm amish now. I don't adorn myself in leather, I don't like having my picture taken, I don't use "product" in my hair (wtf people. STOP USING IT!!) I don't wear makeup, I can barely afford my electric bill so we're about to hit that one and the job I'm going to do will allow me to make sammiches for a man.
    Does that make me amish?

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  2. I have to agree with the Amish on this one. Not only do I find the cover offensive, but the music contained within. Devil's music I tell ya'.

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  3. First off I have to say that yourey first blog comment on my new Droid phone. Secondly I had this cd.

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  4. <---- obviously i'm a closet amish without ever realizing it. coz, sweet beetlejuice, I FUCKIN HATE 'NSYNC...

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  5. I forgot how horrible that album cover was. Wait, all boy bands had horrible album covers.

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  6. Haha, I'm offended by this album cover, too... mostly because it's N Sync, though.

    In other news, thanks for making me your blog pick of the day. :)

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  7. reason #7 - harrison ford is the only "secular" celebrity recognized by the amish.

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  8. I am offended by the lady with the freaky glasses!

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  9. Forget the album cover, I think they are offended by the album's shitty music. That is if they could actually play it and hear it.

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  10. Those boys should churning butter or raising barns

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  11. Haha.. my grandpa used to live in an Amish community (though he wasn't Amish, just odd) and when I went to visit the little Amish kids made fun of my Texan self and asked me where my horse was..

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  12. The Amish would think it's GOOD that they're wearing black...but BAD that their garments have buttons, which they probably finger all the time...

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  13. What about the lady without teeth? Are the Amish anti-dentists too?
    xo

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  14. So the list of what the rest of us find offensive was too long to post, huh?

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  15. A WATCH?!?!?!?!?!? Inexcusable! I hope that dad takes away Jusin's car. No, no...that doesn't work. I know, I know. I hope he makes him do his homework by candelight!! Oh, already does that? Okay, mmmm... I hope he makes him wear an ugly hat!! Checked already? Forget it! How do you punish an Amish boy anyway?!

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  16. I can't stop looking at Lance Bass in that picture. That jacket is unbelievable.

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  17. PS. I just realized that I know what all of their names are. This is a sad day for me.

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  18. Thank God I'm not Amish! This was great!

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  19. I dont think I could ever be Amish...

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  20. i.love.your blog.

    donda is one fucking funny bitch!!

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  21. How would the Amish even know of them? They would consider the media/technology the devil.

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  22. You, my friend....are a walking encyclopedia. Forget wiki...come to Copyboy's blog! Everything you always wanted to know...and then some!

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  23. How would the Amish even view this or know it existed? Walk into Target? lol.

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  24. Only the devil knows what time it is...

    Also, I'm not Amish, so why do I hate that album cover?

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