Saturday, October 10, 2009

IF YOU HAVE A TIME MACHINE AND WANT TO MAKE A TON OF FAST CASH GO BACK TO FEBRUARY 10th, 1990.


by Biz-Boy (NWM Staff Writer)

Sure you could go back before Apple’s second act and buy some dirt cheep stock, but where’s the fun in that. You won’t make a quick killing. Instead you’ll need to wait at least 15 years before you see any type of decent ROI (return of investment). Now if it was me, Feb 10th is my pick. I’d catch a plane to Vegas and put 5 grand on one Mr. James “Buster” Douglas. The next day at the Mirage Casino he was pretty much guaranteed (by all the odds makers) to get shellacked by Iron Mike Tyson. The final line was 42 to 1 and only one parlor in all of Vegas was accepting bets. Of course we all know how that ended in the 10th round. And I would’ve netted a cool $210,000. Then sadly I'd probably lose all of it from reinvesting in 2008. So is the circle of life. If you know a better day let me know.


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