Sunday, October 10, 2010

TOP 4 REASONS WHY YOU SHOULD THANK GOD EVERY DAY THAT YOU GET PIMPLES ON YOUR ASS


Smart-ass doctors refer to butt acne as Folliculitis. What the F is it an early warning sign of?


#1- That you my dear might have developed a staph infection that needs to be treated by a skin doc.


#2- It could mean the pants you’re wearing are way too tight. For ladies it’s a toss up. For guys it’s a sign we’ve gained weight and need to get healthy (I can relate).


#3- BED BUGS MIGHT HAVE INFESTED YOUR HOME!


#4- You did a nasty job cleaning your hot tub (which could cause a decent amount of monetary damage if not remedied...or create a time machine.)

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10 comments:

  1. Creeper... fuck me, your posts are becoming more and more disgusting every single day...

    Next you'll be saying the 'f' word all over the place!

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  2. Seriously? I have to see that bedbug shit splashed across the news EVERYDAY and they say they are harmless and come to find out they are causing boils on the ass of humanity...oh wait, I have no clue what the hell I am talking about...nevermind :)

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  3. I just want to thank you again for providing me with such a lovely image late at night. I've really got to stop reading your blog before bed. lol

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  4. I type up medical reports every day. I have to say that the #1 place people have infected folliculitis--their butt crack.

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  5. wrong wrong wrong!
    in so many ways...
    (but funny)

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  6. Wow gross.
    I am now going to drink more and not go to bed.
    ~shivers~

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  7. I'm completely skeeved now!

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  8. Just where the hell did you get that picture of my mama in those cut-off shorts?? :)

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  9. Ah, so that's how we get them.those damned daisy dukes..
    lol

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  10. I'm itching all over now!! THANKS!

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