Wednesday, November 11, 2009


by Jani Ogglin (NWM Staff Writer)

Sperm and I have crossed paths on occasion. Just going to leave it at that. Now for £55 ($91) and a trip to London I have the option of taking my usual encounter to the next twisted level. At the Haris Salon they essentially do a “There’s Something About Mary” to your hair, only with bull sperm. Actually this isn’t just any bull sperm, it’s the white stuff from Aberdeen Angus thoroughbred bulls from a farm in Cheshire. It's then mixed with the root of the protein-rich plant Katera. To eliminate the obvious bull semen odor they refrigerate the mixture before use. Then after a shampoo the concoction is massaged into the scalp for 45 minutes and blown dry. Supposedly it leaves your hair soft, thick and lustrous. Owner Hari Salem says this special mixture has been a hit with customers. “It will be an ongoing treatment as long as the bulls perform,” he swears. No bull.

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