Monday, November 30, 2009

HOW TO PERFORM A FAKE, YET CONVINCING BITCH SLAP.


An effective, yet totally safe way to keep your street cred.


Step 1. Pick a confidant (someone you trust that won’t squeal.)

Step 2. Stage the “bitch slap” a wee distance from the group.

Step 3. Make sure you and your bitch slappee have enough distance between you so you’re hand won’t make contact (3ft should do the trick).

Step 4. Stare down your partner in a convincing way.

Step 5. Pre-determine a sarcastic remark he can say before you bitch slap him.

Step 6. Keep both hands at your sides. Then lift your bitch slap hand up to the side of your head with your elbow bent at a 90º degree angle.

Step 7. Swing your hand at the bitch slappee while lifting your other hand to the other side of the face.

Step 8. As your had slightly misses the person’s face it will connect with the other hand and make a clapping noise.

Step 9. Make sure the bitch slappee reacts in a convincing fashion. 


BOTCHED BITCH SLAP.




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