Friday, November 6, 2009

SO IS MR. SIX A GIRL OR WHAT?


by Eddie Winkle (NWM Staff Writer)

In my mind, Hell is when they pull a Clockwork Orange on you. Huge demons grab you and shove your head into some metal harness thingy. Then they weld your eyes open, forcing you to watch some screen for eternity. Only instead of horrific atrocities you’ll be treated to Mr. Six busting a move…forever. I’d say the Great Adventure dancing Mr. Six ads definitely take top “annoying” honors over the “Head-On” or the “I’ve fallen and can’t get up!” commercials. What’s even more irksome is the fact that after 5 years I still don’t know the sex of Mr. Six…or the age for that matter. Neither Doner Advertising (creator of Mr. Six), or Six Flags has made any official comment. Though blogger Paul Davidson has reported that Mr. Six was none other than Danny Teeson from Queer Eye for the Straight Girl. Still other internet forums are holding to the theory that Mr. Six is in fact a girl. The mystery continues. 

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1 comment:

  1. ITS NOT A FUCKING MYSTERY, TEESON IS MR SIX

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