Festivus is truly the holiday for the rest of us. And now thanks to the fine folks at Wagner you can have an official Festivus pole for ONLY $39. Here are the official specs (blessed by Frank C. himself).
Festivus Pole (6ft):
- Aluminum, Extruded Alloy 6063-T6
- Finish: Mill, As Fabricated (see note below)
- 1-1/2" Schedule 40 Pipe Size (1.900" diameter with a .140" wall)
- 100% Domestically Produced
and
100% Recyclable
Festivus Base:
- Aluminum, Alloy 3003
- .190" Thickness
- Collapsible For Easy Storage in Your Crawlspace
Available with a copy of Allen Salkin's hilarious book, Festivus, A Holiday For The Rest of Us.
CHECK OUT THESE SATISFIED FESTIVUSers!!!
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