IF YOU’RE A JEW BORN IN THE 70s I WILL BLOW YOUR BAR MITZVAH LACED MIND.

Listen, read and remember...

Band Leader:

"We’d like to call cousins ____&_____ to light the first candle!"

"Next up we want to call up Aunt ______ & Uncle ________ to light the next candle!"

"Now we’d like to have grandma _______ & grandpa _______ to light a candle!"

And you know how the rest goes.