Saturday, December 12, 2009

IF YOU’RE A JEW BORN IN THE 70s I WILL BLOW YOUR BAR MITZVAH LACED MIND.


Listen, read and remember...

Band Leader:

"We’d like to call cousins ____&_____ to light the first candle!"

"Next up we want to call up Aunt ______ & Uncle ________ to light the next candle!"

"Now we’d like to have grandma _______ & grandpa _______ to light a candle!"

And you know how the rest goes.



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1 comment:

  1. Ha ha, this is awesome! This post is before I "met" you... Love the music, reminds me of the roller rink as a kid.

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