1- Contrary to popular belief, Satanists are against ritualistic animal or human sacrifice.
2- The Church of Satan (the most popular devil worshipping organization) was founded in 1966 by Anton Szandor LaVey.
3- Anton even wrote the Satanic Bible in 1969.
4- The Church of Satan headquarters is located in New York.
5- The official logo of devil worshipers is the pentagram aka Sigil of Baphomet.
6- The goat face in the center of the pentagram is based on Ancient Egypt beliefs that the animal symbolizes lust.
7- Enid Strict is the name of Church Lady (the ultimate avenger against Satanism) played by Dana Carvey.
8- The British Royal Navy is legally not allowed to discriminate against Satanists that want to enlist.
I loved the church lady. Did I tell you how Satan tried to find me in an Italian market recently? First I got 666 as my deli number and then the Sinatra song "Old Devil Moon" came on while I was holding the 666 waiting for my ham! So spooky!
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i love this post just for the puppy in the devil suit. not gonna lie.
ReplyDeleteThe US Army has Satanic chaplains. Well, at least one, at one time.
ReplyDeleteI believe they are ultimately just Atheist horn-dogs, but I may be talking out of school. I disregard all religions, but if they are in fact Atheists I'll give them a point.
I loved the church lady...
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"Oh, I don't know, could it be.... SATAN?"
Sorry Jesse, but I have to ask Ally a question.
So Ally, were you ever able to determine the ham's role in the satanic goings on, that day?
72.8% huh???? How the fuck did you come up with that percentage????
ReplyDeleteYou are one creative fucker Creeper... HOW do you think this shit up??????
At least the dog is cute!
ReplyDeleteMy friends and I read the Satanic Bible by Anton LaVey in High school...We thought it would be so cool...I was terrified for years I as going to go to hell for reading it...LOL! Now I know I may be going for a lot more reasons than that...LOL!
ReplyDeleteI knew two of those facts.
ReplyDeleteI've cleaned up after satanists before. If I knew nothing about them other then that I would say they were disgusting.