I’d love to start every day with a plate of thick-cut, sizzling bacon. Two things stop me from fulfilling this life-long dream…
- Achieving a cholesterol that’s 300+
- Dying as a result of the 300+ cholesterol
Thankfully UNCLE OINKER has the solution – GUMMY BACON. Each pack contains 4 succulent strips of bacon gum, with a hint of strawberry. Best of all GUMMY BACON has just 20 grams of fat and zero cholesterol. Grab some slabs for only $4.99 @ mcphee.com.
Seriously??? and at 4.99!!! Do people really pay that, for gum?
ReplyDeleteI might throw up. No, really....
ReplyDeleteI think it's probably worth it just to carry it around till that inevitable moment someone asks you for a piece of gum.
ReplyDeleteGotta get me some Uncle Oinker's! What a great gag for the next monthly meeting.
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Bacon is taking over the world. Can we just nominate a pig for president already.
ReplyDeleteOh, GROSS!!!!
ReplyDeleteIf god didn't want us to eat bacon, he wouldn't have created english muffins...
ReplyDeleteYum?
ReplyDeleteNow, I like me some gum. I like me some bacon. But Bacon gum? I am not sure I can jump on that bandwagon. Maybe if someone shares a stick with me.
ReplyDeleteIt looks awesome? But where's the bacon flavor bacon gum?
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