Tuesday, June 15, 2010

INVESTMENT OPPORTUNITY OF A LIFETIME: SKIDMARK PROOF UNDERWEAR


You ladies that have never done a dude’s laundry probably never encountered this affliction. Essentially skid marks are the sad result of guys being guys. Truth be told we’re lazy at times when it comes to hygiene – like when going #2. Sometimes we might not be as thorough in the wipeage department. And it shows, in the form of a faded brown stripe at the bottom of our underwear. 99% of the time these skid type marks appear in tightie whities (see above image for reference). It's a horror that we live with on a daily basis – sorta like menstruation.

Thankfully the introduction of dark colored boxers and boxer briefs put an end to the skiddies (or at least did a better job of masking the issue). But it didn’t do it entirely. Nothing could. That is until 1997, when Robert Gregory had a vision. Creating the first skid mark proof underwear. Essentially it’s stain resistant underwear with a dark center. Thereby eliminating any possible skidmark situation. 


SO HOW CAN I MAKE MONEY OFF THIS INCREDIBLE INVENTION?

As luck would have it, Robbie has had a stroke of bad luck with Skidmark Clothing Co., LLC. First with production costs and then with a trademark infringement of the name (it’s owned by a racetrack.) Eventually Robert dug himself out of his troubles and got a bunch of investors. But  he still needs help. A few good men (or women) to sell this revolutionary new product. As a Skidmark rep here’s what you can expect…
  • Making an extra $5000 to $20,000 per month.
  • Low risk and high profit margins.
  • Fun, fun, fun!


Don’t believe me? Click here to check out their infomercial and see how selling Skidmark brand underwear can change your life.

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9 comments:

  1. That is too funny. I was thinking that myself, boxers have helped eliminate this issue. Yo, that pic is too funny. Poor guy.

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  2. That is disturbing on so many levels. $20,000 you say...Excuse me for a moment, I have to, erm, see a man about a horse.

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  3. I don't know whether to laugh or vomit!!! LOL!!! I think I'll just laugh!!!

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  4. pretty freakin raunchy.... i'm going to go with the guess that most of you men have hairy butts.... cats also have hairy butts.... they lick themselves clean, therefore, those with hairy butts and skidmarks should also lick their hairy butts....

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  5. All these technical break-throughs and we can't cap a goddamn underwater pipe?? Where is the logic in that?

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  6. I have found my dream job, I'm going to be a Skidmark rep.

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  7. Wait a minute.... There's a Skidmark Racetrack?

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