I really don’t mean it to. Sometimes it just happens. Random sh*t just pops in my head. Some thoughts are related to the sexual task at hand…other topics, not so much. Does that make me a crummy husband? Wait! Don’t answer that mommy bloggers. Just so you know, I really am “there for my wife” if you know what I mean. It’s just that sometimes it takes a little more time than expected to finish things up. So like the post title states – my mind tends to wander. On a positive note I usually think of big, worldly stuff. Like the last time I was doing “you know” I thought about this BP fiasco. Specifically I was concerned about the poor gulf fisherman, and how they are all basically out of jobs now. Horrible. To be honest, I actually started to think of a possible innovative solution, but my wife had finished so it popped right out of my head. Oh well, there’s always next week. Feels good to get that off my chest. Been buggin' me for quite some time.
Amazing how I immediately thought YOU were the one getting pleasured...how chauvinistic of me...ha ha ha
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so funny, i'm with chuck, i thought the exact same thing. i would think most people doing the work are thinking about other things. i thought that was normal. hmm. oops.
ReplyDeleteWell, perhaps it's just subconscious, boy. It might be that the nearly constant CNN video coverage of the spewage just gave you a little performance anxiety...
ReplyDeleteI thought that too!!! Hahahaha I hope that when I have sex again,,, possibly 2025 at this rate maybe my mind will wander to this post... Eeeep...
ReplyDeleteThinking about ocean related stuff (fish) while performing the act....hmmmm....'nuff said!
ReplyDeleteMARLENE!!!! I WAS THINKING THE EXXACT SAME THING!!!!!!!!! haHAAAAA!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteI do the exact same thing!! My mind wanders while I'm doing the act. I can't help it either. Once in a blue moon I will fall asleep for a few seconds.
ReplyDeleteThat's Kevin Costner's problem too....
ReplyDeleteIs there a.....smell?
ReplyDeleteOr perhaps that means that it's time for a certain lady to go see a doctor.
Just curious. I'm not a lover of the act, but I do love to pleasure. So I'm stuck at a wall of fleshy wetness :^P
try the a, b, c's. make each letter with your tongue and hum it to yourself. works like a charm, just don't tell her what your doing or she will lose focus too ....
ReplyDeleteDanny asked a question, but the answer is really going to make him happy. If you start at the wrong place, it is a task.Start instead at her belly button, and move downwards ever so slowly. You'll come to hair...stay calm.
ReplyDeleteYou'llcome to the slight folds breaking apart for you..
be slow. Pay attention to her breathing.
Slowly lower...and sooner than you would imagine, her breathing will change.
Oh yeah, it will change.
It is so very small. and shielded by a small bit of skin, but, when you find it, she'll help you after that.
But...
Hang on, lad.
It's gonna be a great ride! Smell will mean only aphrodisia after that.