THE HAIRY BAGEL – PURE COMEDY GOLD

Looking to lighten up a dull party crowd? Entertain a hard-ass client?  Well if you’re a slightly overweight male with abnormal hair growth I’d go with the HAIRY BAGEL. Here’s how it works…

Step 1. Lift up your shirt.

Step 2. Spread out thumb and index fingers.

Step 3. Place on both sides of your belly.

Step 4. Squeeze together.

Step 5. Shout, “LOOK! A HAIRY BAGEL!”

Step 6. Enjoy the laughter at your expense.

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