Looking to lighten up a dull party crowd? Entertain a hard-ass client? Well if you’re a slightly overweight male with abnormal hair growth I’d go with the HAIRY BAGEL. Here’s how it works…
Step 1. Lift up your shirt.
Step 2. Spread out thumb and index fingers.
Step 3. Place on both sides of your belly.
Step 4. Squeeze together.
Step 5. Shout, “LOOK! A HAIRY BAGEL!”
Step 6. Enjoy the laughter at your expense.
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that is disgusting.... i was seriously chewing a saltine cracker when i read this and had a hard time swallowing it. YUCK!
ReplyDeleteNo more bagels for me.
ReplyDeleteYeah, you just killed bagels for me...
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I'm switching to scones...thanks!
ReplyDeletei'm conflicted by this post, part of me is dying for a bagel and the other a bit sickened. ha ha!
ReplyDeleteOh I am so doing this first thing in the morning to the wife. Hopefully I will be alive tomorrow night to comment on further blogs.
ReplyDeleteHow funny.... I had a bagel this morning and there was a hair in my cream cheese....
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