A carton of cigarettes – probably not the best Father's Day gift for dads walking the straight and narrow. Though if your pop is doing time behind bars, 10 packs of cigs are equivalent to a one zillion dollar Amex gift card. Just think about how many shivs in the shower he can avoid. Or, how you can save daddy from being a white supremacist’s bitch. Trust me, a carton is way better than those jokey jailbird cakes with a candy nail file. And now you can even save a bundle when you get your gift at Azcigs.net. 6 cartons are only $116.40
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ReplyDeleteMaybe someone should start a "PayPal" system that uses smokes instead of cash. It would be a boon at the finest correctional institutions across the country...
Wow...now the inmates can order them direct online from the prison internet cafe...prison is not what it used to be...sigh
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John
Is that serious what Chuck said. F'n hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnd that carton will save you more than shivs in the shower.
HAHAHAHA!
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ReplyDeletecopyboy, you are a very bad influence. ha ha. great post, too funny. sadly this is something my MIL would love for mother's day. she smokes marlboro reds too. ouch!!
ReplyDeletehaha, have to remember that if i ever go to visit someone in jail
ReplyDeleteYou can buy yourself a lot with 6 cartons of cigarettes in prison....
ReplyDelete6 cartons for 116.40? Great price!
ReplyDeleteYou don't even want to know how much smokes cost in Canada.
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