Wednesday, June 23, 2010

HEY, WHAT HOUSEHOLD ITEM ARE THE REALLY DUMB, PRIVILEGED SCHOOL KIDS SNORTING THESE DAYS?


If you run to look in your medicine cabinet for cough medicine you’d be dead wrong. C’mon! That’s so 2005. The latest nose-candy is anything chock full of yummy  Aspartame. One of the main ingredients found in the faux sugar NutraSweet. And the most popular powdered treat on the list is Crystal Light™. 
12-14 yr. olds swear a good snort will get you a really, really cool high. The doctors insist that’s all in your head. However, they do say you'll be rewarded with headaches, mood swings, and grand mal seizures. Not sure who I should trust more.


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12 comments:

  1. Oh God! What happened to good old fashioned marijuana??

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  2. Not to mention cancer. Makes a fella nostalgic for huffing.

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  3. I love to watch a good stupidity-induced grand mal seizure.

    http://www.apackalipsnow.blogspot.com

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  4. I am with The Random Blogette on this one...Again WTF???

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  5. When I was a kid, someone told me to smoke a paper plate. Light it and smoke it. So dumb, we did this one day. I don't remember feeling a thing except out of breath.

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  6. Is it me, or are kids getting dumber?

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  7. This reminds me of the episode of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, where the Mooninites sell Meatwad, Shake and Carl a substance they call moonjiuana. It consisted of a burning tire.

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  8. Grand mal seizures???
    Count me in, man!

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  9. I always wondered why my sister loves crystal light so much.

    Where ya been? I haven't seen a comment from you on Just the Cheese in ages.

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