Saw a bunch of tweens in the mall yesterday and I thought they were annoying. Why? They were really loud and obnoxious. Running fast all over the place with no rhyme or reason. Maybe it’s the bitter old, little man in me, but I’d love to see all those kids crap their pants from fear. And now thanks to the popularity of Twilight and other Vampire series it’s easy. All you need are the following.
HERE’S HOW YOU DO IT…
Step 1. Rub cross with Mystic Smoke goo.
Step 2. Walk up to annoying group of tweens.
Step 3. Grab cross with your hand.
Step 4. Smoke will start to rise from the cross and your hand.
Step 5. Pretend to wince in pain.
Step 6. Watch kids scream in fear and run away.
Step 7. Enjoy memory for years to come.