Monday, June 21, 2010

NEWSFLASH: MEGAN FOX IS ACTUALLY UGLY


That is if you buy into that whole “face symmetry” thing. The theory states that truly gorgeous people are proportionally equal on both sides of their face (see photo below for reference).

Ms. Fox comes up a wee bit uneven. I used one of those online free facial symmetry programs which informed that she is in fact 1.725 degrees off.  You can argue that fact all you want, but the numbers don’t lie. Megan is not good looking. Sorry for the cold hard truth Brian Austin Green. Guess I’m your only true friend for telling you like it is about your bride to be.

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18 comments:

  1. Woah! My face is about like that too! Does that mean I look like Megan Fox!?

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  2. Thank God you have informed me of this!!! I think I was being brainwashed or something because Megan Fox actually makes me hot in my pants. But, upon reading this information I find that the flame in my panties has been extinguished! No way do I want an ugly girl! Thank you so much for helping me conquer my lesbian tendencies!

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  3. Thank God. I can finally sleep at night knowing her face is all fucked up.

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  4. I've never found her that attractive. She's like a trashy, fake Jennifer Connelly.

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  5. Laughing at TS...Cause now I sees the light!!!

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  6. Well, I think she actually proves the face symmetry thing wrong.

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  7. Fuck symmetry... She's gorgeous!

    I'd kill to look like that bitch!

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  8. beauty is in the eyes of the beholder, or so they say....

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  9. I'd sure like to be ugly, like her!

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  10. good looking
    bad looking
    can't act worth crap...

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  11. don't forget to let Brian know that she's also pretty weird and kinda trashy since you are BFFs now. Not that the face thing isn't what sells it.

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  12. thank goodness Brian has someone like you to help him with this!! Is it odd I never thought she was pretty? She has an amazing body but I always felt her face gave off like a...dirty? vibe.

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  13. well, duh! anyone with a yellow grid on their face is just plain unattractive. she should really do something about that...

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  14. I totally agree with TS. Meghan Fox is what women and the media think all men want. Call it Pamela Anderson or Angelina Jolie syndrome.

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