Sunday, June 6, 2010

HANDJOB YOUR WAY TO GOOD HEALTH


Ladies! Want an easy way to get in shape for bikini season? Tone up your chest? Strengthen those arm and hand muscles? Well look no further. A team of health & fitness experts have managed to take a popular “2nd date” activity and transformed it into an exercise marvel – THE SHAKE WEIGHT®!
Guys too might be familiar with this technique from lonely adolescent years, or when the wife goes shopping. SO HOW DOES IT WORK? You just grab the long, hard rod and SHAKE, SHAKE, SHAKE! That’s it. EASY! But don’t take my word for it!

SO HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY? To get the firm, tone results from this type of exercise you’d probably shell out hundreds of dollars for a gym membership, AND date no less than 7 different guys. OR you can just order the SHAKE WEIGHT® for only $19.95. That’s $19.95!

ACT NOW AND THEY’LL ALSO THROW IN A FREE DVD. Filled with all types of gripping and stroking exercises. Click here to order your SHAKE WEIGHT® today.

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10 comments:

  1. I get creeped out every time I see this ad on TV.

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  2. I saw the ad and actually then spot time researching whether it worked. Some people claim it did, but I imagine it "worked" for them because it simply converted the time they spent doing nothing to this marginally-useful exercise. Like, I'd probably lose more calories if I just tapped my foot constantly when I sat at my seat, as opposed to just doing nothing.

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  3. Yeah....problem is, while I'm shaking, my bingo wings are flappin'.

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  4. The did an awesome parody of this on SNL.... I know, I know.... Yes it was on SNL and yes it was funny....

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  5. http://www.nbc.com/saturday-night-live/video/shake-weight-dvd/1219753/

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  6. How can keep someone keep a straight face when using one of these?

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  7. Man, that just LOOKS nasty!

    I seriously need to show my wife this video!

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  8. How have I never seen this before. I thought the SNL was original and parodying a real ad. Haha!!!!

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  9. HILARIOUS! I have you know that my mother actually bought one of these. I could NOT stop laughing when I saw her using it.

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  10. forget that, just jerk me off on a regular. you'll be in tip top shape in no time

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