HAPPY MONDAY DEALS: BEST FAKE VOMIT

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Fake vomit is probably one of the all time classic gag items next to the dribble glass, fake poop or even the oddly used rubber chicken. Sad to say you really don’t see it that much anymore in the workplace or used in college rec rooms. Though if you are looking to gag old school, here are some factors to consider when choosing the best built barf.

COLOR: Should be clear to a muted brown. That to me is the best representation of human puke.

CHUNKS: This again is purely objective, however if it were up to me I’d go with a model that isn’t bursting with half digested food all over the place. That kinda design screams fake.

SHAPE: This one (sad to say) a lot of companies screw up on. Because they mass-produce these rubberized gags, the machines stamp out an easy shape like a circle of vomit. When in actuality the barf shape is more of an odd looking trapezoid or dodecahedron. Duh.

MY TOP 3 FAKE VOMIT CHOICES…

DISCOUNTED FAKE BARF ($1.97 @ Zymetrical.com)
Shape, color and chunks all work for me. Plus you can’t beat the price.

VOMIT OOPS! ($3.25 @ Lynchs.com)
Truly the Porche of puke. Just look at the randomness and the spotty colors. A bit pricy, but totally worth it.

FAKE VOMIT ($3.38 @ Amazon.com)

Has a bit of a cartoony look and shape, but it’d do in a pinch.