MEN WHO STARE AT AND GET TO 3RD BASE WITH GOATS.

by Nameless Dad (NWM Staff Writer)

SAME SEX MARRIAGE SHOULD BE LEGAL!! Couldn’t care less if men or women lay down with each other in greener pastures (or however the cryptic verse in Genesis puts it). Now man and beast…gotta side with the bible crazed pastors on this one. Though you’d be surprised to know that NOT every state in the union is in agreement. Sexual relations with animals is ONLY totally illegal in 30 colonies. The others treat the act as a misdemeanor. And even worse, there are 3 states that it’s still ok to go out (knock back a few cocktails) and have your way with a Shetland pony. I’m not one to name names (ARKANSAS, MONTANA & NORTH CAROLINA), but you know who you are. Not sure if that also includes marriage like in other parts of the world. Please note exhibits A, B & C.

2007: A Southern India man married a female dog in a traditional Hindu wedding ceremony. The 33 yr. old felt it was the right thing to do after stoning his two previous dogs to death.

2005: A 41 yr. old, UK woman married a dolphin. To make things right she did ask the dolphin’s trainer for permission first. Ceremony was held on a reef in Eilat, Israel. No word on who’s Jewish.

2006: A Sudanese man was caught having sex with his neighbor’s goat. As punishment for this heinous act, the man was ordered to pay a dowry of 15,000 Sudanese dinars ($75) to the owner and marry the goat. FYI…her name is Rose.