Friday, January 29, 2010

6 QUESTIONS FOR A BULL SPERM COLLECTOR.


So how does one go about getting a bull to ejaculate on command?

You use an artificial vagina. It’s filled with water (about 45°C) to simulate the feel of a cow’s actual vagina.


What do you wear to protect yourself from a love-crazed, wild, stomping bull?

I wear a helmet and gloves.


How much is bull semen worth?

It’s a tricky question since cattle breeders usually buy in bulk. I’d say a 70lb semen tank that contains the sperm of 40 to 50 bulls is worth around $50K to $75K.


How much can you make a year?

Depends. You usually start at around $17K. The more senior collectors make around $54K.


How long can a bull produce sperm?

Around 14 years.


What do you keep the sperm in?

Containers called Straws. You can use about 300 on just one bull. The place I work at sells about 10,000 to 15,000 Straws a month.


THE PROPER BULL SPERM COLLECTING METHOD WHEN A FEMALE IS INVOLVED.



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2 comments:

  1. HAHAHA that's just friggin great

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  2. Well that's good to know in case I ever need to do that. Which, you know, I hope is, never.

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