Wednesday, February 24, 2010

BEST PANTS FOR POCKET PING PONG.

For those of the fairer sex that think this is a type sport, you’re half right. True, there are balls involved. And yes, there is some sort of goal. However, by balls I mean male testicles. And by goal, I mean shoving both hands in each pants pocket to adjust one's testicles into a comfortable position.

THE QUINTESSENTIAL POCKET PING PONG PANTS.

Most guys will swear by suit or khaki pants. Personally, I think they’re way off. I base this on one simple problem. The loose fitting material will reveal even the slightest “pocket exploration” movements. Jeans don’t show anything, but they are a bit too tight and snuggly. Your best bet is to go with a true hybrid …




Made off sturdy ringspun yarn
Features 2 deep quarter top pockets at the waist
Black color enhances “PPP” stealthiness



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