Ahhh youth! A time when us guys can take a sh*t in a bud’s apartment and not have to worry about the smelly consequences. In fact, you’d probably even brag about it. Not unlike If you made a giant-sized dump.
10 YEARS LATER THESE BATHROOMS NOW HAVE GUEST TOWELS AND WEIRD LOOKING SOAP.
Now that my friends are grown up (with wives, kids and houses) having pride in your poop is no more. That’s what babies are for. A stank from me just comes across as rude (and maybe a cry for help).
IN 2010 WHERE THE %$ # AM I GONNA FIND A MATCH?
True. Striking a match will immediately eliminate any odor you may have caused. Of course the planet is NOW smoke free. So there’s probably zero chance you’ll be able to find a match, let alone 2 inches from you. Remember at this moment you’re naked from the waist down on a toilet.
MAKE DO WITH WHAT THEY HAVE.
Common rookie mistake – not scanning for scented-saviors before you release the hounds of hellish smell. If you do find yourself in that situation wipe and flush first. This way you can really judge the strength of the odor you’re up against. Now that you’re all zipped up quickly go to work. The following should help you out in a pinch – post pinched loaf. Remember to flush again to eliminate the evidence.
Air freshner spray (spritz in the toilet and in into air)
Baby powder (3 squeezes in the toilet, once in the air)
Scented liquid soap (2-4 pumps in the toilet)
Mouthwash (2 cups)
Shampoo (1-2 squirts)
Cleaning supplies (only a few drops or sprays)
Worse comes to worse, blame it on your wife!!!! A great save for the moment, though it will probably make the ride home uncomfortably quiet.
Thats the funny thing about crap, it usually does stink! LOL
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