3 SUPER BOWL TV ALTERNATIVES by CHEETO JESUS.

Believe it or not, other stations will have programming while the Super Bowl is on. Granted the pickings will be slim, but you still have options. Here are Cheeto Jesus’s top 4 picks.

"The Real Housewives of New York City" marathon


4-9 p.m. ET/PT on Bravo

If you missed it, here’s your chance to catch all the cattiness!

"Teen Mom" marathon


3 p.m. PT/6 p.m ET on MTV (ALREADY STARTED)

Think Lifetime movie, but real.

"Cake Boss" marathon

2 p.m. ET/PT on TLC (ALREADY STARTED)
The Jersey reality show that's a bit off the shore (at Carolo’s bakery in Hoboken.)